Found Feathers

At first, I just saw two or three large feathers on the back porch. No big deal.

Then there were a couple more on the sidewalk. Again, no biggie.

It was only after I had done my lap around the back yard and got back to this point that my brain started to register all of the other feathers, well hidden by their coloration matching the dirt. Aside from the two on the sidewalk, how many can you find on the dirt? (I’ve got eleven so far, but every time I look I seem to find more.)

Now that my stupid brain knew what to focus on, I started spotting them all over a circle about ten feet across. Sometimes when this happens I see far, far more, but I think it depends on whether the mourning dove was in the air or on the ground, how high the hawk or owl was diving from, and whether the predator ate here or just made the strike and then took its meal off elsewhere to eat or feed its chicks.

The tiny, fluffy feathers all around the right side of the sprinkler head at the bottom were the confirmation for me. The bigger feathers can sometimes shed naturally, particularly if one of the big, fat mourning doves goes crashing into the sliding glass door. (They can really make a “thud” that echoes through the house!) But for there to be a handful of those finer (insulating?) feathers from underneath the big flight feathers, something violent needed to happen.

The hawk or owl (and possibly their chicks) eat today, while we’re one mourning dove down. Circle of life and all of that. We have a handful of hawks and owls in the neighborhood – we have dozens and dozens of mourning doves every morning when The Long Suffering Wife casts her bounty of bird seet upon her adoring throngs of feathered friends. (She’s like Snow White out there…)

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No Context For You – April 16th

And finally…breathing room.

That HUGE FREAKIN’ CRISIS has been resolved, all of the data entry and bank reconciliations and reports got done for this morning’s meeting, payroll got done for tomorrow morning (which is why I was suddenly posting something quick on five minute’s notice yesterday), the funeral is over, the family has all gone back home, I’ve got my bathroom back, I had my normal weekly gym session tonight (and I’m sore as hell as usual, which again, is “normal,” THANKS SEAN!), I even got all of my tax backup documents over to our CPA only to find out that because of the fires and the FEMA state of emergency we actually don’t have to file until October, and all of a sudden…

There aren’t any “helmet fires” going on at the moment. (“Helmet fire” is a term used by Mace Curran in describing being a fighter pilot and later a pilot in the Air Force Thunderbirds, where there’ too much life and death, split second decision stuff coming at you all at once.)

No one has noticed one of the funniest things that I’ve ever posted on social media, and while dealing with the helmet fires enough non-critical tasks got shoved on to the back burners to keep me going for a month of Sundays, and some of those could become new helmet fires if not dealt with quickly, but HEY!

This lack of a constant adrenaline flow that resembled Niagra Falls is something I could get used to, I think.

I hope I’m not jinxing anything…

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Proof Of Life – April 15th

Damn, that was a long few days.

Here’s the stuff of life:

Caffeine. Taste. Mmmmmmm.

Had a medical professional today on the phone tell me that I needed to drink water instead. She lost me, right there and then.

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Purple Trumpets

They’re everywhere. Just in case the hummingbirds aren’t happy with the standard fare in the feeders.

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Chasing The Last Photons Of The Day

Flowers will move to track the Sun through the day. (See “heliotropism.”)

Tonight I went out to the front yard about an hour after sunset, still a bit of light in the western sky.

Down by the mailbox, it was strinking how the flowers were all lined up, all pointing west. It was spooky, like, 1960’s British, low-budget, horror movie sort of spooky.

There were still a few solar photons creeping over the horizon, and by god, they were going to photosynthesize them OR KNOW THE REASON WHY!

I was very careful to not let my shadow fall on them. Never underestimate the potential power of eldritch horror lurking in the innocent flowers at the beginning of a 1960’s British, low-budget, horror movie!

Professor Quatermass taught us that.

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A Bad Influence On Dogs

Blanc (the neighbor’s dog) had been howling earlier in the day while I was petting him over the fence, so I reminded him that the “pink” (so named because of the flowers and cherry blossoms blooming at this time of year) new moon was rising tonight, and I promised to come back out later and howl at the rising moon with him.

I came out just as the full moon was peeking over the horizon, went over to the fence, petted Blanc some more, and started howling. Blanc was confused and started barking instead of howling. His owner came out and yelled at him to stop barking and I had to explain that it was my fault for teaching Blanc to do bad things.

I wanted to get a picture of me, Blanc, and the rising full moon, but Blanc wouldn’t stay still long enough.

Two out of three ain’t bad, I guess.

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Conditioned

Last weekend when we went down to Anaheim and saw the Angels’ home opener on Friday and stayed for fireworks night on Saturday, we stayed overnight rather than schlep three-plus hours each way back and forth. Like with many newer hotels, they don’t have little bars of soap and tiny bottles of shampoo any more – they have these large squirt bottles in the shower instead.

But without my glasses on in the shower, I can’t read the small print. So I think that I lathered up my entire body with the conditioner, not the body wash.

It didn’t work. It’s been a week and I’m in the same condition I was in a week ago, possibly worse. I didn’t even turn that avacado green color or anything cool.

I guess we’re stuck with that same old same old me! Sorry.

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Long Day – Pumping Gas

As stated, a very long, exhausing day.

The good news – thanks to outstanding work by the team, a huge freakin’ problem has been solved. It’s been tough sleeping for the past few nights with that one hanging over my head.

The bad news – we spent this afternoon and evening at a funeral for a beloved family member. She had been sick for a while, so it wasn’t a surprise, but it was still emotional and traumatic.

Even in the middle of all of the running around, I needed to stop for gas. The clouds were sublime and wispy and ausgetzeichnet!

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2025 Lizard Season Opening Day

It’s been getting warmer and we’ve had several days in a row in the low 80’s. While I’ve seen little skittering motions out of the corner of my eye once or twice while strolling through the back yard, today was the first time this year I got a clear view.

Normally I would expect the first fence lizards of the year to be the teeny, tiny, newly hatched “popcorn” lizards (so named because they’re basically just light snacks for the birds, bigger lizards, and other predators). But this dude was pretty good sized.

One of the “blue bellies,” he didn’t retreat when I spooked him, but started doing push-ups to demonstrate his dominance. I refrained from dropping and giving him twenty-five, although I might be able to do it these days.

Something of a “chonky boi,” I’ll keep an eye out for him and if I spot it before I get close enough to disturb it or make it feel threatened, I can turn and take a different route for my walk. The sun really did feel good, and I want to be a good neighbor and/or host.

He also needs to watch out, the fence he was hiding out against separates our yard from the new neighbors, and in particular, their dog, Blanc. I’m waiting to see if Blanc is into chasing tiny reptiles, but I wouldn’t be surprised, and Blanc might have a different idea regarding the role of good neighbor and/or host.

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Contrail Leftovers

Sunset tonight, a dozen or so clouds glowing pink, criss-crossing the coastal jetway.

But every one of the “clouds” is unnaturally long, thin, in a couple of parallel sets, like an exploded tic-tac-toe grid. And over on the far left, still compact and bright white, is the next line being laid down.

Another 737 laying down a contrail between SFO/OAK/SEA/CGO/TPE/YVR to LAX/BUR/SAN/SNA/PHX. Soon to be a long, straight, puffy, expanding, pink line across the western horizon.

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