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Mystery Critter

First of all, it’s ***HOT*** here in SoCal.

Our “Accurite” porch thermometer said it was 112° about 14:00, and the WeatherUnderground app said that it hit 117° a little later. At the official National Weather Service station at Pierce College (about five miles away, you can see it in that view from our back yard off to the east) they recorded the highest temperature ever in this part of the country:

And of course, there are new brush fires, including one started by a bunch of freaking idiots having a “gender reveal” party involving some sort “smoke generating pyrotechnic device.” (Currently 7,000+ acres burned from that one.)

https://twitter.com/SanBernardinoNF/status/1302790344749101056

So a few minutes ago I went out into the back yard to see how bad the smoke is here. Even though the nearest fire is 50+ miles away, there are some BIG fires and there are fires that have already been going on for weeks, so pretty much the whole state is covered in smoke.

It’ still 92° out there at 22:00, which is a little disconcerting. You can smell the smoke, although it’s not super strong or choking. The sky is covered, with the only thing visible being Jupiter, and it only faintly visible and blood red through the smoke. THAT is weird looking!

About half way back into the house I became aware that there was a critter sitting next to the sidewalk. First thought was maybe a rabbit, since we’re lousy with them, but it didn’t bolt and I couldn’t see the ears. It was about the size of a lap dog like a Pomeranian, low to the ground, shaggy. rounded and stocky.

I took another step without thinking and was surprised that it didn’t run off. My second thought was that it might be the neighbor’s little yappy dog, about the right size, but it didn’t move or bark or make any sound at all.

I stopped, pulled out my phone and was trying to get the flashlight function turned on when the critter moved away. It didn’t run away, just meandered off toward the bushes. Definitely not a rabbit, moved more like a slowly trotting dog. Not like an opossum or cat or raccoon – we’ve seen plenty of those around. I caught the faintest whiff of a musky scent and thought for a second it was a skunk, but it didn’t move like a skunk. (We’ve seen plenty of those around the old house!) What the hell was it?

Being an idiot, once I got the phone’s flashlight function on, I went around onto the porch and went looking for it. I found it immediately and stopped.  It had its back to me and a big, bushy tail raised. So it’s a skunk that walks funny?

Well, maybe. I only saw it for a couple seconds before it wandered off around the corner of the house, but it still didn’t look like a skunk. (It didn’t look like anything else that I’ve seen before either.) The skunks I’ve seen are black with white markings – this thing was medium grey, not white markings, just a lighter color, almost tan, underneath the tail. And it moved and looked more like a badger or porcupine, but they’re not found around here at all.

A juvenile raccoon of some sort? Maybe, we’ve definitely got them around. But the shape and the movement were wrong.

Some different type of skunk that I’ve never seen before? Maybe. After the second encounter I again smelled a faint whiff of a musky odor, but not necessarily “skunky.” And it did have that tail raised up like that…

Someone’s Persian or longhair cat that’s acting really weird and critter like? Again, maybe. But in my experience, stray cats will either act like, “Human! Food! I’m lost and starving and I’ll be cute for you if you have tuna!” or they’ll run like hell and be over the fence in a flash.

So it will remain a mystery for the moment. Perhaps I should be grateful I’m not showering in tomato juice right now.

Or perhaps I should get my trailcam and set it up out there again.

It just might be E.T..

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Mama Or Papa Lizard – Maybe?

To the best of my knowledge, lizards lay their eggs and aren’t real maternal or paternal after they hatch, but I could be wrong. We definitely have at least four or five or six micro lizards running around the front door and driveway, and I’ve seen adult lizards there in the past. But yesterday for the first time after seeing the juvenile lizards I saw a fairly large adult out there.

There were several of the tiny ones around. Given the territorial nature of lizards, I would think that this big one would be driving off or killing the little ones – unless it’s her/his nest.

Maybe? I’m working from a position of ignorance here. But the front yard lizard social dynamics are looking complex!

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Red Lizard

He’s not super red, still more brown, but he’s a lot more reddish than the grey, black, brown, or tan lizards in the yard.

His domain is the south side of the back yard, along the fence and hedge that separates us from the neighbors’ yard.

He’s not one of the small, baby lizards. I haven’t seen any of them in the back yard, they’re all out front by the driveway.

I would think that his territory might be somewhat perilous – there are at least two mockingbird nests in the hedges right above his head and they would love to catch him for lunch.

Which is probably why he won’t let me get anywhere near him. But he is a beauty! And with this weekend’s temps up about 110°F every day, he won’t have any problem being active and quick.

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No Comment – September 03rd

Because if you can’t say anything nice, STFU, and I’ve been sitting here for an hour and I can’t find anything nice to say.

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No Context For You – September 02nd

On sale?

The world, like this image, is overflowing with contrasts these days. I’m not saying it should all be shades of beige and grey, but maybe we could dial it back just a little bit, please? Someplace more in the middle might have less wear and tear on my nerves.

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Random Old Photos – September 01st

Remember the scene in “The Princess Bride” where Inigo’s quest has hit a dead end and, stranded in the forest, he closes his eyes, prays to his murdered father to ask for guidance for his sword, and stumbles into the secret switch to the underground lair of Count Rugen where Wesley’s mostly dead body is lying? (If you have no idea what I’m talking about, you are required to stop whatever you’re doing and watch one of the top ten movies ever made.)

This is like that. I’ve got a LOT of pictures going back to my first cheap digital camera in 1999, and there are thousands and thousands of negatives and slides that pre-date that which I need to get digitized and scanned some day real soon now. So let’s pick a random year and date and time and see what can make me either say, “Damn, that’s a GREAT picture!” or, more likely, makes me blow Diet Coke out my nose onto the keyboard.

No, not upside down, just a matter of perspective. Some place that it’s EXTREMELY rare for me to be. (Long story…)

What the hell was I doing on a horse??!!

It took a while, but by going through the other pictures taken in the day or two before and after this, it finally came back. But I can guarantee that I hadn’t thought of this experience for one millisecond in well over fifteen years.

As Inigo said, “I need you to guide my sword!”

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Micro Lizards

We appear to have had a new hatching of lizards in the bushes by the driveway. For the last couple of weeks when walking by I’ve been seeing just a bit of motion out of the corner of my eye. But while I was waiting for the helicopter to come back up from the baseball fields yesterday, I must have been waiting long enough and motionless enough for not one but two little dudes to come back out for a few rays.

This is the “big” one of the new crop, about a third the size that we normally see here.

He was set to head back into those bushes at the slightest twitch by me. Thankfully, twitching the camera around didn’t count.

He finally figured, “Screw this, if I’m going to wait, I’ll at least wait where it’s sunny!”

This guy is the smallest I’ve ever seen out and about. Do you even see him? I thought it might be a leaf, twig, or some lawn debris.

Nope, he’s an extremely tiny lizard dude. Those bricks are just under four inches wide (I just went out in the dark and measured…) so he’s less than two inches even with that tail. And boy, when he decides to skedaddle, he is GONE. I guess that’s how he gets to grow up to be a bigger lizard.

There’s at least one other, about mid-range in size between these two, who was sunning on top of an box that Amazon had left on the porch yesterday. He was as surprised as I was when I picked up the box without noticing him. Not to worry, he didn’t have to jump – I put the box back down so he could bug out into the bushes.

A quick search found an article that says Western Fence Lizards lay clutches of eight to thirteen eggs in May and June, which typically hatch in August. That sounds like the ticket here! I’m glad we’re doing it correctly, I would hate to be in trouble with the lizard police!

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Rescue

We hear helicopters pass by all the time – LA’s a busy place. Between police, fire, television, traffic, military, and just business aircraft, helicopters are not uncommon.

But most are just passing by. When you hear that heavy beat from a big one and you hear it for five, ten, fifteen minutes, then something’s going on. If it’s circling, that’s always a police helicopter. If it’s hovering, and REALLY making a racket and rattling the windows, then it’s probably a fire department chopper. Which in turn means one of two things: a brush fire (not uncommon right now) or a rescue.

Today it was another rescue, the second in about three weeks.

You’ve seen plenty of pictures of Castle Peak that’s directly off to our west, with the baseball and soccer fields at their base. You’ve seen it on fire, you’ve seen it under a comet, and one of these days you may see the view looking back this way. It’s in a wilderness park and folks climb it all the time. Folks also underestimate the difficulty level of the climb all the time. And if they fall and break a leg, or collapse due to heat exhaustion, they need to get rescued, often by helicopter.

When I finally paid attention to the fact that I had been “feeling” the beat of that heavy, hovering helicopter (I had on my noise cancelling headphones) and went out, it was just descending below the neighbor’s house, down onto the baseball fields. I could hear the engine wind down but not stop, holding there for about ten minutes as the patient was offloaded into an ambulance.

I was hoping he would come right overhead – if it were an LA County helicopter he would have, heading back to Van Nuys Airport to the east. The one a couple of weeks ago did, and he ended up making a couple of trips from the mountain to the baseball field, so there might have been several folks hurt.

Today we got one of the Ventura County helicopters. (They’re blue and yellow, LA County’s helicopters are orange and white.) Not sure what the distinction is that would cause them to call one or the other, although the county line does run right along the base of the mountain on this side. Maybe it depends on where exactly you get hurt?

When he was done he went straight back out to the west, toward Camarillo Airport. Their base is right next to our CAF hangars out there, so I’m familiar.

What if you get hurt on the Ventura County side, but roll down the mountain to the LA County side? Do they each take half?

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Moon Triangle-Ish

Over the last couple of nights the moon, a little past a quarter full, has been sailing past Jupiter and Saturn, all positioned high in the evening sky, bright and beautiful.

Last night:

That’s Jupiter on the right of the moon, Saturn a bit dimmer to the upper left.

At some point the three of them made a nice, even triangle – I was on the wrong side of the planet to see it.

Instead, tonight the moon had passed that point and was now on the far side of Saturn, at least from this viewpoint.

One would assume that if the Moon had been transported to where it was literally on the other side of Saturn:

  • It would look much smaller and more dim
  • There probably would have been major headlines to go along with the catastrophic, world-wide earthquakes, tidal waves, and other calamities associated with a gravitational disruption of that scale.

We also notice that the zoomed in views both nights, with all pictures taken on my iPhone, are grainy as hell. But as they say, the best camera is the one you have with you at the time.

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Payroll Playlist

One of my major tasks for the day was spending several hours reviewing, coding, and then doing data entry for our payroll. It’s not rocket science, and it’s critical to get it right, but it’s pretty routine and a bit boring, which is a deadly combination. I find that having a good set of tunes helps.

I hit “Shuffle” on my “Favorites” list, and was well rewarded. I do love, love, love me some eclectic music mixes!

Amanda Palmer & Grand Theft Orchestra Want It Back
Paul Simon American Tune
Yes Owner Of A Lonely Heart
Huey Lewis & The News I Want A New Drug
Lee Ann Womack I Hope You Dance
Supertramp Gone Hollywood
Brad Paisley The World
Taylor Swift Teardrops On My Guitar
Loggins & Messina House At Pooh Corner
Stan Rogers Barrett’s Privateers
Jimi Hendrix All Along The Watchtower
Amanda Palmer & Grand Theft Orchestra Do It With A Rockstar
Travis Tritt Ten Feet Tall & Bulletproof
Brad Paisley Sleeping On The Foldout
Big & Rich 8th Of November
Genesis Anything She Does
Garth Brooks The Cowboy Song
Toby Keith A Little Too Late
George Strait I Can Still Make Cheyenne
Toby Keith I Love This Bar
U2 Bullet The Blue Sky
The Chicks Let ‘Er Rip
Kenny Chesney She Thinks My Tractor’s Sexy
Gretchen Wilson Redneck Woman
Depeche Mode Master & Servant
They Might Be Giants Istanbul (Not Constantinople)
Elton John Indian Sunset
Rascal Flatts Oklahoma-Texas Line
Rascal Flatts Skin (Sarabeth) [Hidden Track]
Keith Urban Sweet Thing
“Chicago” Soundtrack Cell Block Tango
Rascal Flatts Fast Cars & Freedom
Collin Raye I Think About You
Billy Idol Dancing With Myself
Garth Brooks If Tomorrow Never Comes
Garth Brooks Much To Young (To Feel This Damn Old)
Jackson Browne Running On Empty
The Chicks Some Days You Gotta Dance
Queen Sombody To Love
Paul Simon Homeless
Linkin Park One Step Closer
The Pretenders Back On The Chain Gang (Live)
Garth Brooks Unanswered Prayers (Live)
Journey Open Arms
Pat Benetar Love Is A Battlefield
Martina McBride My Baby Loves Me
Oingo Boingo Dead Man’s Party
The Nails 88 Lines About 44 Women

For an added bonus, who can ID the six songs of these forty-eight had me turning the headphones up to ELEVEN?

 

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