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Someone Was Eastbound At 39,000 Feet

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Wasn’t me. But I love the picture. I caught the twilight and the silhouettes just right.

I’m up to my ass in alligators, taking a couple of big leaps that only feel like they’re from 39,000 feet. Upgrading the iCritters from iOS 8.2 to iOS 9.02. Then I’m going to upgrade my two primary desktop systems and laptop to Windows 10. Of course, it’s not that simple since I’m paranoid experienced enough to be making full backups of everything first, and the Win desktop systems all have multiple hard drives with multiple terabytes each, so it’s a slow process.

Thank goodness that 6Tb drives are now down to $199!

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If You Can’t Say Anything Nice – September 11

Adulting sucks sometimes.

One of the things involved with being responsible and mature is self-restraint. Discretion = better part of valor. Not screaming and “losing it” when you’re really frustrated and ready to punch a wall. Don’t send that email that lets everyone know how pissed off you are. Stay calm. EGBOK = Everything’s Going To Be OK.

Just an observation.

And, no, this doesn’t have anything (or at least, not much) with that significant anniversary today. It doesn’t help, I’m sure, but my plate seems to be full to overflowing even without that.

As children all of us were taught, “If you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all.” I’m sure that was a key piece in preparing for that responsible adult crap in our future.

Isn’t this a nice, calm picture of a beach?

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Dear United Airlines

You’ve  been my favorite airline for a long time. It might be that “Channel Nine” audio that you’ve had for years and years, where I can (at the pilot’s discretion) listen in to the plane to ground Air Traffic Control (ATC) communications. Well before I was an actual pilot myself, and a long time before anyone could listen in to anyone on liveatc.net, I just loved listening to that when I flew United.

But now we’ve got a problem. The last two trips we’ve taken with you, there have been some serious issues. After giving it some thought (I had plenty of time yesterday, as you’ll see) I’ve got some observations and suggestions.

First, I was in Vermont on July 30th and The Long-Suffering Wife was trying to join me, traveling from Los Angeles (LAX) to Burlington (BTV) via Newark (EWR). There was some weather along the East Coast somewhere, a ground stop was issued someplace, and the schedule and connections got tossed. The EWR to BTV flight was delayed, delayed again, cancelled, rebooked, delayed, cancelled again…

I had to get her to Vermont, so either I had to drive seven hours to EWR and seven hours back, or I had to go pick her up somewhere else. After hours and hours we finally got her on a flight to Albany (ALB) and I drove for three and a half hours each way to pick her up there and get her back to Vermont.

I understand. I’ve got my private pilot’s license. I have a good understanding of how the ATC system works. I know how the system is all interconnected, so if there’s a ground stop in Florida (for example) and your plane is on a route for the day from Albuquerque to New Orleans to Miami to Raleigh-Durham to Newark to Burlington, that chain gets broken because the plane can’t get to Miami and bad things can happen to your short flight at the end of the day.

I get it. Really.

Yesterday we were in Fort Wayne (FWA), traveling to LAX via Chicago O’Hare (ORD). A major line of thunderstorms was marching eastward from Minnesota to Oklahoma and a ground stop lasting for an extended period was issued for ORD. The end result, simple in retrospect, was that our FWA to ORD flight was delayed four hours, which turned out to be okay since our connecting flight to LAX, coming in from La Guardia (LGA), was over five hours late. We got to LAX much later than we expected, but we got there without having to be rebooked or cancelled.

Again, I get it. Really, really.

Here’s the problem. Your communications with your passengers to keep them updated on what’s going on? They really and truly suck.

Let’s look at yesterday. Sitting at FWA, there was absolutely no indication that there was a problem, even though it had been some time since the ORD ground stop had been issued. We found out that there was an issue when an American Eagle jet pulled up to our gate about a half hour before I expected our flight (which was coming in from ORD, picking up folks in FWA, and going right back to ORD) to be there.

I checked your iPhone app (which is good at first glance, but…) and saw that our incoming flight had left the gate at ORD. I checked the incoming flight from LGA to ORD and saw that it had left the gate at LGA. Your app was telling me that all of these flights were on time.

There’s the first problem. I knew pretty soon that information had to be completely false. Due to the ORD ground stop, neither of those flights was even going to be close to being on time. Yet your app kept giving out that information for almost another hour.

Now, I know to only take the information your app is giving me if I’m also taking a large grain of salt.

I went to FlightAware to see where those flights were and found them both to be still at their origin airports. I also saw the radar information showing the weather front moving through Chicago. Right then I knew that we had issues. If I knew that, flipping through a couple of free or cheap apps on my iPhone, why didn’t the expensive computer system feeding data into your app?

Looking at the display screen in FWA, it was also showing the flight to be “on time.” Meanwhile, twenty or thirty minutes after the American Eagle jet had pulled up to our gate, they finally started to let people off the plane. I heard the term “diverted” from several passengers.

Now the display screen at the gate in FWA finally said “10 min delay.” I again checked your app and it now said “20 min delay.” Within five minutes, all of a sudden the display screen at FWA indicated a three-hour delay.

Several issues were problems at this point. First, at no time during the two-plus hours we had been sitting there had we ever seen anyone at the gate. No gate agents, no announcements, no flight crews, no anything. Secondly, I had not gotten any kind of text or email notice from United that there might be any sort of problem. Third, your display screen gave one outrageous piece of information (I assumed it had to be an error) while your app gave me a completely different one.

Figuring that we were in trouble to make our connection in ORD, I made a twenty-minute call to Customer Support. That turned out to be a complete waste of time. At first I was told that there wasn’t a problem, the flights were on time or would only be delayed ten or twenty minutes. I had to tell THEM there were weather issues at ORD.

Your app was now telling me that the EWR to ORD flight was in the air (this turned out to be incorrect). After a lengthy spell on hold, your Customer Support told me that there still wasn’t a problem since the EWR to ORD connecting flight was also running late. I pointed out that if the display screen at the gate in FWA was correct, we would get to ORD five minutes after the delayed ORD to LAX flight took off.

Why was I the one pointing this out to them? Isn’t it supposed to be the other way around?

I started asking about getting rebooked onto a later ORD to LAX flight. I was told there were no empty seats at all that day. I repeatedly asked simply, “How am I going to get to LAX and when?” There was no answer, no solution. Period. No suggestions, no real options. The best they could offer was to maybe later rebook us to John Wayne Santa Ana (SNA) if I went to a gate agent (good plan, if we had one) or if I called back after things developed more later in the day. I ended up hanging up, very, very frustrated, with absolutely no new information or any solution to the problem, or even a better idea what the problem was.

Since we still didn’t have any United personnel at the gate, nor any announcements of any kind, I went back out through security to go to the ticketing counter. (Nothing better than going through TSA screening twice because it’s the only way to actually talk to a live human United employee!) After a wait (everyone else was also frustrated and confused) I was told there was nothing that could be done unless I wanted to just cancel all of my flights for the day and try again the next day.

Really? That’s the “best” solution, given what I now know to be the facts?

The ONLY good advice I got was from the American Eagle pilot who was “stranded” at our gate in FWA. His plane had been diverted from ORD to Indianapolis (IND), had circled, then been re-diverted to FWA after IND filled up with other planes being diverted from ORD. Since no one at all from United was at the gate, he was trying to keep everyone in the terminal (not just the passengers from his diverted flight) updated.

I told him what I knew from FlightAware, which was showing the ORD to FWA flight and the LGA to ORD flight all still sitting on the ground. He indicated that was almost certainly true. His suggestion was to just sit tight, ride it out, get to ORD when we could, and see what options we had once there. There would most certainly be more options at ORD than there would be at FWA.

Pro tip: United needs to track down that American Eagle pilot and give him a medal. He was doing a fantastic job of keeping calm, keeping a sense of humor, and doing the job that none of the United employees were.

Other folks were far more in the dark than I was, since they didn’t have the tools (FlightAware, ForeFlight, etc) that I did. One young couple with a screaming child got into a heated discussion about what to do in the absence of any guidance from United. They had an urgent need to get to New York City – the last we saw of them they had bailed on flying and had gone to get a rental car for the 645 mile, 10:30 drive from Fort Wayne to New York.

At 15:11 I finally got a text message from United, telling me that my 14:59 flight was delayed. Thank you, Captain Obvious!

Sometime after 16:00 I noticed that aircraft were moving. Again, the information on the United app was apparently inaccurate, but FlightAware started showing both the incoming ORD to FWA flight and the connecting LGA to ORD flight to be in the air. About that time we also got our first announcement at the gate in FWA (still no live United personnel at the gate or anywhere else in sight), indicating that the incoming flight would be here soon and then we would have to wait for an ATC slot to open up so we could make the return flight to ORD.

The diverted American Eagle plane was still at our gate (Gate Six) but starting to board so they could get back into the air toward ORD. I saw United’s ORD to FWA flight land, but had to go looking for the gate it ended up at. After I found it on my own at Gate Four and came to tell The Long-Suffering Wife (who was by this time very, VERY upset with United Airlines) that we would be moving to Gate Four, we finally got an announcement about the gate change.

STILL no United gate agent anywhere to be seen at Gate Six, and there never was before we left.

From there it was pretty straightforward actually. I got a text message that the FWA to ORD flight would leave at 18:00 – it was actually much closer to 17:00. That’s better than “advertised,” but what would have been great would have been accurate information.

When we got to ORD we got a whole series of text messages about the ORD to LAX flight. Leaving at 17:45 from Gate B6. No, wait, 17:45 from Gate B21. Nope, now 17:45 from Gate B9. How about 20:56 from Gate B9? 19:55? 19:55 at Gate B22? We’re getting closer, try Gate B19. Gate B21? Gotcha, now at 19:15 at Gate B21, good thing you hadn’t just ordered dinner! Fooled you, now 19:38 at Gate B21.

We finally got out around 20:00 from Gate B21.

This was a non-trivial problem, and not quite as funny or slapstick as it sounds. The Long-Suffering Wife has mobility issues. While I think your terminals at ORD are stunning and beautiful and love them dearly, she looks with trepidation on the hike from one terminal and one gate to another. Getting bounced back and forth between six different, widely separated gates, is a very bad thing.

Let’s recap:

Bad weather = ground stop at ORD = delays and cancellations across the system. I understand, and no, I did not want to fly through those severe storms.

Many individual United employees were fantastic at doing what they could for us, and the ops folks did a great job of juggling and rerouting and rearranging so that we (and a lot of other passengers) got where they were supposed to be going, even if we did get there late.

The monstrously huge failure, in my opinion, is that United Airlines is doing a TERRIBLE job of getting accurate and timely information to the passengers in a situation like this.

If a passenger isn’t familiar with any outside resources for tracking flights, looking at issued ground stops, or checking the radar for weather problems, they’re totally in the dark about problems until things are seriously screwed up.

If a passenger is relying on text or email messages from United, I suggest against it. Those texts and emails have been proven to be late and not always accurate.

United needs to have more people available to deal with problems like this that come up. I saw only two or three United agents at FWA all day, which is not going to get the job done. The people who were there were doing their best in a bad situation – but they shouldn’t have ever been in that situation to begin with. United Airlines failed to support them, and the passengers got lousy service and elevated blood pressure because of it.

Customer service needs to have timely and accurate information. When I’m telling them what’s going on with weather and ground stops, there’s obviously a problem.

Above all, if something such as a ground stop occurs that’s going to affect your passengers, tell us! Even if you don’t know when it’s going to be resolved or how bad it’s going to be, as soon as possible tell us there’s a problem and what the problem is. On your app it just says there’s a cancellation or a delay of hours, but absolutely nothing about WHY there’s a delay or a cancellation. We’re not morons, we can handle it. Tell us that lightning has caused a ground stop in ORD, or there’s a runway closed at DFW, or there’s an equipment failure at LGA, or whatever.

Tell us what our options are and what your suggestions are based on your experience and company policies. You know how your airline is set up to handle disruptions to the system. You have an idea of where flights will be delayed, and where they’re going to be cancelled entirely. You have the information about which flights are packed and which are half empty. Based on all of that, you should be telling us whether we should sit tight and ride out a delay, if we need to be looking for a hotel or rental car, or if we need to be looking to be rebooked or on standby for a different flight.

Right on down the line yesterday, from the time that had weather started moving toward ORD until we finally got off the ground toward LAX over nine hours later, the United Airlines system failed miserably to keep us informed about what was going on and what our options were.

I understand that a situation like this is fluid, subject to factors (such as the weather) which are out of your control, and you don’t have all of the answers. Just remember that “I don’t know” is a perfectly legitimate answer if it’s true. If you’ve told us everything that you know (that there’s a problem, what the problem is, it’s going to cause delays) and we’re asking when it’s going to be resolved or how long the delay will be or what the best option is, it’s okay to say “I don’t know.” But do that with a commitment to get back to us with updates as new information becomes available.

Also, do a much better job of propagating information across your platforms so that they’re consistent. If your app says there’s a ten-minute delay, your Customer Service says it’s twenty minutes, your gate agent (assuming you have one) says forty minutes, and the status board says three hours, then we’ve all got a serious trust problem. One of those answers might be right, or they might all be wrong, but the inconsistency will tell me to not bother trusting any of them.

Too much it feels like United Airlines is terrified of telling anyone anything, for fear that there will be some “blame game” to be played. Did the lawyers take over at some point? Instead of that confrontational and dismissive attitude, why don’t you treat your passengers as partners (or paying customers) and keep them in the loop.

Remember I mentioned that a similar thing happened when The Long-Suffering Wife was trying to get from LAX to BTV on July 30th? That was another example of this same range of problems, with information being held back from your customers, Customer Service on the phone not having accurate or timely data, and no options other than “It happens sometimes, tough, you’re up the creek” being made available. When your customers consider a fourteen hour drive easier than trying to get any help from your Customer Service, you have a major problem.

United Airlines has a major problem.

I’m a private pilot. I understand how ATC works, particularly when severe weather hits. I also understand computer systems, communications, & social media use. (Do you want a resumé? I’m available.)  What I don’t understand is why United Airlines is failing so badly to communicate with its customers at times when they most are in need of it. As stated above, your ops department may be doing a fantastic job of picking up the pieces during a crisis like this, but your customers will never know about it. They’ll be too busy panicking and trying to find alternative travel options, even when they’re not needed.

Can we work on doing this better, United? Please?

And while we’re at it, what happened to “Channel Nine?” The last eight flights I’ve been on haven’t carried it at all. On your new 737s with the DirecTV in every seatback, I couldn’t even find the free audio (no matter what I did I kept being asked for a credit card) let alone “Channel Nine.”  On the A320 I was able to access the full entertainment package on my iPhone, but still couldn’t find “Channel Nine.”

Please don’t dump “Channel Nine,” United Airlines! If we don’t get anywhere on this communication issue, “Channel Nine” will be the only thing keeping us together.

Let me know if you need help on any of this. As I said, I’m available.

Love,

Paul

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Back At ORD – Finally

Hours and hours and hours after we were supposed to get here, we’re finally at ORD again.

It’s chaos.

A line of heavy thunderstorms stretching from Minnesota from Oklahoma hit Chicago like a tank about noon, forcing an extended ground-stop.

We were supposed to be home by now, but we were four hours late getting to ORD. Fort Wayne’s airport was packed with people off of planes that were supposed to be in Chicago but were diverted away. One pilot said they had been diverted from ORD to IND but IND was full of other flights that had been diverted, so they had been re-diverted to Fort Wayne.

Geez!

The only good news is that our connecting flight is almost six hours late. It hasn’t been cancelled, so it looks like we will get back to LA tonight.

Except…

There’s a huge freakin’ wall cloud & more thunderheads heading straight at us, looking ugly!

We’re boarding. Stand by.

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Single-A Baseball

For those of you not familiar with the American baseball system, under the “major leagues” (New York Yankees, Los Angeles Dodgers, etc) are the “minor leagues.” These leagues have teams that are generally affiliated with one of the thirty major league teams. They’re usually (but not always) in smaller cities and towns and they serve as developmental leagues for their “parent” teams.

Within the minor leagues, the Triple-A teams are for the players just below the major league level – many players in Triple-A have been up in the majors for at least a short period here or there, perhaps to fill in for a week or two when one of the major league players got hurt. The Double-A players are in need of a bit more seasoning before they’re ready to move up, and the Single-A clubs are filled with rookies and “prospects” who are learning what being a professional baseball player involves.

Being in Fort Wayne, Indiana, we had an opportunity today to go to the final regular season game for the Fort Wayne Tin Caps. The Tin Caps are the Single-A affiliate of the San Diego Padres. They have a beautiful stadium right in the heart of Downtown Fort Wayne, just two blocks from our hotel.

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We had bought our tickets online a couple months ago, so we got what turned out to be the best seats I’ve ever had for a ballgame, except for when my kids were a playing at the neighborhood ball park. Better yet, we got them for $10 each. For reference, at a major league game, $10 might barely get you nosebleed seats. Seats like this at a major league game are typically $100 or more. Someplace like Yankee Stadium it might be much, MUCH more.

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Of course we got souveniers. I got a normal baseball cap, while The Long-Suffering Wife went a different route.

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The “Tin Cap” nickname and the “apple wearing a pot” logo apparently come from the legend of Johnny Appleseed. Who knew?

While it was quite warm at our seats-with-the-best-view-in-the-universe (92°F with 50% humidity) there was no beating our view of the action.

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Minor league baseball is a LOT of fun, with gimmicks and entertainment in between every half inning. Our favorite was Jake the Diamond Dog, a very well trained Golden Retriever. Jake carried baskets of bottled water out to the umpires, ran out onto the field to fetch foul balls, and was acting Bat Boy two or three innings, playing “fetch” with the biggest sticks around.

It was a great day for the home nine (not so much for the visiting Bowling Green Hot Rods) with the Tin Caps winning 17-0. (And it wasn’t as close as it sounds.) But for a fun day in the sun, watching kids that might be major league stars in a few years, it was a great, fun experience!

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Wedding, Wedding, Wedding

Joyous. Wonderful. Long, long, busy, busy day, Late, late, late.

Yesterday we saw tons if really cool old cars. More to follow – after sleep. Much, much sleep.  

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After The Storm, Fort Wayne Version

Yesterday I posted a video of a thunderstorm passing through Fort Wayne, Indiana. We’re in town for a niece’s wedding.

Yesterday evening we invaded a local steakhouse for a dinner with a good chunk of the folks who are coming into town. The earlier plan was to walk the six or seven blocks, but with the storm still hanging about, discretion was the better part of valor and we drove over.

I had checked my iPad and hooked up a spare, external battery (the biggest problem I have with TimeLapse is that it’s a huge power suck, so you need to either have your device running off of AC or have some backup for a long, long recording) and made sure that it was still running.

In reviewing it when I got back yesterday evening, I found that the weather had started to clear after we left, leading to a really nice sunset.

 

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Stormy Fort Wayne

I do love time-lapse photography.

Mixed into the preparations for the upcoming nuptials, there were periods of “free time” today where I and others had planned on taking some time to walk around downtown Fort Wayne to see some of the local sights. The weather had other ideas and we had several bands of heavy storms coming through.

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We were lucky – we had just left the hotel, not twenty feet out the door and we felt it start to drizzle. Carrying on, we were standing on the corner not sixty seconds later, waiting for the light when the sky opened up.

Okay, we can take a hint.

Instead, after some other indoor exploration, I went up to our room and set up my iPad in the window running the “TimeLapse” app.

The whole video covers hours and hours of real time, but that’s a good section. The view is looking due east, with the storm coming from the west behind us.

In addition, going through the video, there are a number of frames that caught lightning bolts in action.

 

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The thunder was at times quite impressive. I love this kind of weather, even if I didn’t get my walk.

Maybe tomorrow.

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Once Again Through ORD

And this time all of our flights were on time (more or less) and our luggage made it to the same place and time we did at the end of the day!

It was interesting to wait 36 minutes on the ground at ORD from the time that we pushed back from the gate until the time that we took off – for a 27 minute flight. That’s what happens at ORD when the wind shifts and they have to change runways and start re-routing everyone and getting them all turned around and off to someplace else.

In addition it was the first time I’ve been off to United’s Terminal F, which is used for their regional jets. In between Terminal B and Terminal F is a wonderful corridor of art, on the windows, above your heads, and in the benches there.

Finally, dashing out of ORD just in time, there were thunderstorms moving into the area and more visible off to the east as we came into Fort Wayne. (Sorry, the horizon’s not level in that picture. I was all twistied around, trying to look behind us, in a narrow seat, on a small plane.)

An interesting, if long, day.

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A Silly Question Was Asked

There’s an upcoming niece’s wedding. There will be an official photographer at the ceremony, of course, but for several of the other more casual events, The Long-Suffering Sister-In-Law asked The Long-Suffering Wife if I would be bringing a camera on the trip.

It’s like the woman never met me for cryin’ out loud!!

Ahem, yes. Yes, I was planning on bringing a camera on the trip. Or two. Or six if you count the iPhone and iPad, or eight if I have to borrow The Long-Suffering Wife’s iPhone or iPad. We may have this covered.

Besides the wedding (which I’m sure will be splendid and joyous and such) is there anything else of interest in Fort Wayne, Indiana, “Jewel Of The Midwest?” (Actually, a quick check online shows that Des Moines, Cincinnati, and Kansas City trying to establish themselves with that moniker. Which is stupid – it’s obviously Kansas City. GO CHIEFS!)

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