Rather than our usual Wednesday morning construction meeting with six or seven co-workers and our CEO, this morning we were hosting a big seminar attended by about two dozen other CEOs. I may be old fashioned (okay, for the record, on some things I’m not, but on many things I am the poster child for old fashioned) but given the crowd I knew would be there, I figured the Director of Finance (i.e., me) shouldn’t be in cargo shorts and flip flops.
Monthly Archives: January 2017
Al Pacino Cosplay
Filed under Habitat For Humanity, Paul
Blocking Ads On Twitter
Nothing here that’s nearly as high or as low as today’s political news – probably why I’m reduced to trivial babbling.
Having said that, I’m finding that I’m getting a certain satisfaction from blocking EVERY SINGLE ADVERTISER that has an ad stuck into my Twitter feed on my iPhone app. I didn’t expect that.
When Twitter, in their infinite stupidity and short-sightedness, started dropping ads every 8th tweet, I was at first seriously pissed off. For a day or two I started deleting all of them out of spite, but it just made it tedious to scroll through my feed.
Then I switched to a different Twitter client, which was okay for a couple of weeks. There was a little bit of a learning curve, but I was fine after a few days. Then I discovered that there were all sorts of bad and weird things happening to the file structure in my iPhone picture roll whenever I saved an image or something off of that client app’s feed. Back to square one.
I initially went back to the official Twitter iOS app just to confirm that it would fix the file structure problem. (It did.) So for a month or so I just trained myself to just look past every single ad, and it worked to a certain extent.
Maybe I needed something to act like a never-ending game of Whack-A-Mole, if for no other reason than to vent some frustrations. I guess I could have gone and played a bit of “Doom,” but this way I also got to see my Twitter feed and get my news, so it’s a bit like multitasking.
Now I find that it’s just a reflex. The ads pop up like tin signs in a real-world obstacle course or live-fire shooting exercise, and I pick them off and send them to their doom. It’s not enough to delete them – I hit the down-arrow icon to bring up the options and there’s the one to block that advertiser. Not only will I never see that ad again (assuming that Twitter isn’t lying to me, which is quite possible) but I will never see ANY tweets from that advertiser or Twitter account again.
Granted, the advertisers have ways around this. One of the last straws in the last week of December that pushed me over the edge into a “salted Earth” strategy toward Twitter ads was a series of hundreds and hundreds of ads from some conglomeration of accounts held by NBC/Universal. They were trying to motivate me about a potential blackout on my cable service if the big, bad, greedy cable company couldn’t come to a deal with the bigger, badder, greedier television company. Kill the ads from @MSNBC and you get one from @Bravo. Kill that and get one from @Oxygen. Kill that and get one from @Cloo. Then @SciFiChannel. Then @E!. Then @USANetwork. Ad infinitum.
The only thing that would make blocking these accounts better would be if the advertisers got feedback on how many people like myself chose to mute or block their account. Wouldn’t that be great? Some marketing VP (who’s never had a “real” job in their life) spends a million dollars to bitch at twenty million Twitter users so they’ll feel sympathy for THEIR greed and hatred toward THE OTHER GUY’s greed and hatred. Then he gets some analytic report that shows that 1,000,000 Twitter ads were delivered and 999,982 of them were immediately blocked without being read.
That would make me smile. I’m doing my part!
Filed under Computers, Freakin' Idiots!
No Context For You – January 9th
Filed under Paul, Photography
That Feeling Of Impending Doom
My dad always referred (humorously) to “that feeling of impending doom.” As an adult, I’ve learned that he wasn’t always being funny.
For me, the worst is that nagging and persistent feeling that you’ve forgotten something critical. It’s usually the worst about 23:30 on Sunday night, when I just know that there’s something that I was supposed to do this weekend and I’ve completely forgotten about it.
Then I realize that it’s just my subconscious reminding me that it’s “Monday Eve.” So, yes, I almost certainly have forgotten something critical, but that’s okay. It will get lost in the details of a Monday.
This, however, does not necessarily make me feel better.
New York, New York (Pictures Day 11)
In summary: New York City had a life of it’s own in my head. In early August 2016, I visited there for the first time. On the first afternoon we visited Central Park and were there for hours, despite the jet lag. We started our first full day with a tour of the Intrepid and the Space Shuttle Enterprise. Next was the full cruise (two and a half hours plus) around Manhattan – south down the Hudson River into the Upper Harbor, up the East River under the “BMW” bridges, past Midtown and the UN, into the Harlem River, into the Hudson River, past the George Washington Bridge, and past Grant’s Tomb.
In retrospect, perspective is interesting, especially in New York City. As noted, I had some odd ideas about what New York City would be like, but had a wonderful time during my entire stay. However, studying maps in advance to have “the lay of the land” is one thing. Being there on the ground is another. And now I’m finding as I’m writing these posts that even that wasn’t what it seemed.
For example, take this picture of the Upper West Side. To me it was totally disconnected from the Central Park area of Manhattan. This is because of how I got to here – taxi from our hotel to the Intrepid and then to the cruise, which spent two and a half hours taking us all around Manhattan. So to me, even five minutes ago, Central Park (where we were staying) was one area of the city, while this was a separate area of the city that was somewhere “over there,” out of sight, “probably” miles and miles and a cab ride of unknown length away.
Yet now, as I’m using Google Maps to identify places for me, I see that these buildings along the Hudson River were only five blocks away from where we were staying, an easy fifteen minute walk. If I had known to go that way instead of that other way, which is also tied to the “if I had had the time” issue.
Perspective. Weird stuff. This also shows how perspective is related to time, but I guess that’s a discussion for another day.
So, four blocks directly behind these buildings is the southern end of Central Park that I had explored the previous day after arriving in New York City. Looking at the map (now) it seems that Lincoln Center is right about in between these buildings and the Park. That’s another place that we’ll have to get to on the next trip since I didn’t even know we were that close and didn’t get there.
The map tells me that the elevated highway here is the Joe DiMaggio Highway. We may not know where Jolting Joe has gone, but we know where his highway will take you.
Just a few blocks away from returning to the dock at the Circle Line Sightseeing Cruise dock, the Empire State Building’s coming into view. What’s also interesting is to go look at the Google Maps photos of this area. These pictures were taken in August 2016, but the large, “three-tiered” building on the left and the fancy triangular building on the right don’t show in the Google Maps photos. The triangular building is being built in the Google Maps imagery, but the “three-tiered” building is just a dirt lot.
Things change fast in the big city!
There’s our Empire State Building. We’ll get up close and personal with it in a couple of days. (Trip time. The way these posts are getting dragged out, it might be months before you get to see it. Sorry!)
I love different, odd, and unique architecture. Do you see that square, black, Allianz building there just to the right of center? It’s not different, odd, or unique. It’s boring. but the twisty, turny building next to it that’s built like a ramp? That’s apparently the Mercedez Benz building and being built that way it creates about three dozen penthouses instead of one or two, all with a great view of the city, the river, and New Jersey beyond.. However much those penthouses cost, I’m sure that I won’t be buying one any time soon!
Here’s the other side of that “triangular-shaped” building, just to the north of the Terminal 5 building (with the blue-green glass facade). Our odd building not only has a unique outline, it’s got a big hole gouged out of the side. And the windows are in a bizarre, almost random pattern. This is a building I would love to tour, or at least just spend a couple of hours wandering around, taking pictures.
(Have I mentioned recently that I take a LOT of pictures?)
Almost home! There’s the Intrepid, with the Concorde on display on the dock next to it and the angular grey building that contains the Space Shuttle Enterprise.
As we swing around to pull into our pier next to the Intrepid, we get to see the Concorde from the back. And the crowd waiting to get in to tour it. At least the rain had (more or less) stopped.
Once back on dry land, it was time to hustle across the city for our evening’s entertainment. I thought we would just grab a cab and be gone. I never saw the trek that lay ahead of us.
Filed under Photography, Travel
Last Light
Well, it’s almost the last light for this year’s Christmas light display. They may be on tomorrow & I might not be able to actually get them down on Sunday if the weather sucks, but if nothing else I’ll pull the plug on Sunday.
This was the first (almost) clear night in a couple of weeks, so I took the opportunity to grab a few last photos with the moon and a few lights together.
Filed under Astronomy, Castle Willett, Christmas Lights, Photography
What Do They Call…
What do they call someone who jaywalks at night in Los Angeles wearing dark clothes without even bothering to pretend to look to see if there’s traffic coming?
AN ORGAN DONOR!
If you are in the area and were waiting for a kidney, heart, spleen, or other vital organ, I apologize for being fast enough on the brakes to not have spread that particular freakin’ idiot all over the center lane of Ventura Boulevard. (If you were waiting for a brain, don’t worry, this guy didn’t have two brain cells to rub together.) I further apologize for inadvertently and unintentionally blocking traffic behind me so that they couldn’t run him over while they were changing lanes to both sides and shooting past me at about 50 mph.
Maybe next time.
Filed under Freakin' Idiots!, Los Angeles
Anaglyphs – From MARS!!
There’s a really cool spacecraft orbiting Mars, with a freakin’ huge camera on board. (Actually, there are quite a few really cool spacecraft orbiting Mars, but we’ll talk about Mars Reconnaissance Orbiter right now.) It’s called HiRISE, which stands for High Resolution Imaging Science Experiment. From Mars orbit, the “camera” (which is really a 0.5 meter aperture telescope, the biggest ever sent so far from Earth) can see objects only a foot across.
Check out their website for tens of thousands of amazing photos. In particular, look at the “anaglyph” photos (almost 5,000 of them as of today), which show Mars to you in 3-D. That is, they do if you wear those goofy-looking red-lens/blue-lens glasses.
You might have seen cheap cardboard anaglyph glasses or have gotten a pair at a science fair or something. However, I have it on good authority that these days you can buy a pair of sturdy, good, plastic anaglyph glasses on Amazon for under $2.
It might be hard for you to look as cool as I do while looking at 3-D pictures of Mars, but for pocket change you can give it a try!
Filed under Paul, Photography, Space
No Context For You – January 3rd
Whatever it was, it was patriotic!
That first day back at work after nine days off? Wowzers, it’s a doozy!
Today I took names. Tomorrow I’ll kick asses. I could be doing this backwards.
Filed under Habitat For Humanity, Photography
A Walk In The Lights
Filed under Castle Willett, Christmas Lights, Video











