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New York, New York (Intro)

This city had become the stuff of legends in my head.

I knew that it was a real place, obviously. But while I’ve traveled all over the United States, been to Europe several times, been to Asia, been to Canada and Mexico (just do a search here on the “Travel” and “Photography” categories combined – there are A LOT of pictures, with many, many more to come), I had never been to New York City.

I had been near it a couple of times. In high school I took a trip from Boston to Baltimore via Amtrak. Heading south through New Jersey, I remember seeing the skyline waaaaay off on the horizon with a dot that must have been the Statue of Liberty. More recently, on a trip back to Vermont last year we changed planes in Newark. From the air there I could see the New York City skyline more clearly – but still way off in the distance.

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When I was growing up in the 1960s and 1970s, New York City got a reputation as a tough and not completely safe place for tourists. Times Square was full of porn shops, you could get mugged just about anywhere, the taxi drivers would screw you over at the drop of a hat, the streets were filthy, and the subways reeked of urine and worse.

When I was in high school in Vermont, having recently moved there from the Chicagoland area and not yet enamored with the charms of small town living (i.e., homesick for my friends back in Chicago and feeling smothered by the mores and lifestyle of people who had spent their entire lives in one spot), a movie came out that my parents loved and forced me to go see with them. It was “The Out Of Towners” and had Jack Lemon as an Ohio businessman who brought his wife to New York City for a job interview.

The “comedy” in the movie came from a series of disasters, starting with no hotel room being available, getting mugged, spending the night on the street, being chased through Central Park, having a manhole cover blow off next to them leaving him deaf, and so on. Being a smart ass teenager, I pointed out that NONE of that would have happened if he had bothered to make a guaranteed reservation at the hotel, which I knew about even at the age of 14. One simple act of common sense and the whole plot falls apart. But I digress.

The New York City of “The Out Of Towners” was what I grew up with in my worldview. Yes, it’s where they gave astronauts ticker tape parades, where the Macy’s Thanksgiving Parade was, where they dropped the big crystal ball on New Year’s Eve, and so on. But while Frank Sinatra thought if you could make it there you could make it anywhere, it still sounded like a hell hole.

My attitude as an adult has been far different. While New York City cleaned up its act in regards to crime, cleanliness, and rebuilt itself as a prime tourist destination, what dominated my thinking now was that it was a place where one would be tested every day. Between the crowded subways, the high cost of living, the stifling heat and humidity in the summer, and the cold and monstrous snow drifts after every storm in the winter, New York City in my mind was a place where you really had to be at your best to just get by.

As the years went by, more and more I wanted to go there in order to “face that test,” as it were. I wanted to go there and experience it, to taste everything it had to offer, and to prove that I had what it took.

Not necessarily an accurate worldview, but being absent any actual data, the “myth” of New York City grew down in the base of my fetid little brain.

Then, of course, there was 9/11, which just made everything more intense, more vivid. I wanted to go, but I never did.

While I was looking for a job, there were several that I applied for the NYC area. One actually looked great. I was perfect for what they wanted, they were perfect for what I was looking for. A small-ish startup with what looked to be a huge future (they deal in luxury cars), I ended up talking to the owners a couple of times on the phone and it looked very positive. I was asked if I could come by for an interview. Sure I can! Tomorrow? Um, I don’t think I can get a flight that fast, but I’ll check. Flight? It seems that somehow they had never noticed that I lived in Los Angeles. But of course, I had been to New York City and was completely familiar with the city, right? Actually, no, never been there.

And that was the deal killer. Part of the job involved occasionally dropping off or picking up the aforementioned luxury cars, usually in Manhattan, usually on short notice. If I had never even been to the city, let alone driven in it…

A side effect of this job opportunity and others was that I started studying the city. I checked it out on Google Maps, started to learn where things were in relation to one another, becoming familiar with the territory as best I could from afar so that when (if?) I got one of those job offers I could hit the ground running.

Yet through all of this, I had never been there.

As one might imagine, with all of this back and forth, there was a lot of sort of funky baggage being carried around in my head regarding New York City. The Long-Suffering Wife has wanted to go back there ever since we got married (fifteen years ago) since she was born there and had relatives still there.

This year, some CAF and work events conflicted with some of the things we might normally go to on a vacation, so I proposed going to New York City at last. We got a couple of breaks, got the time off work, so about a month ago we took off at Oh-Dark-Thirty for a cross country trip from LAX to JFK.

Now that I’ve set the stage, it’s about time for me to start sharing those pictures and that story. The next three or four days are going to be nightmare busy at work (we have a HUGE event this weekend) so I might not get started on the photos until next week. But they’re coming, soon.

It’s time for that psychotic stew formed from sixty years of images, mythos, and archetypes, all generated from television, movies, and news reports, to meet the reality of 2016 New York City.

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That Moment, September 6th Version

…when your brain is telling you it’s after 21:00, and while you’re satisfied with what you’ve been working on tonight, it’s really time to write that thing that you’ve been thinking about all day and you look at the clock and HOLY GUACAMOLE, BATMAN! It’s after 23:30!

Be calm…

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I am a calm pool. I know it looks like I’m actually under about twenty-two feet of flood waters – but I am a calm pool.

I just wish I knew how to swim better.

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Senior Discount

I took my first “senior discount” today.

I hadn’t expected it to happen for a while, since most of them are for folks 62 years and older, or maybe 65. But I was getting movie tickets and the senior discount applied to everyone 60 and over.

I was faced with a dilemma. On the one hand, four bucks is four bucks. That’s half of a soda once I’m in the theater! On the other hand, would taking the discount be the first chink in the armor of denial I had put up about my age?

Then I remembered that they give those discounts out because they expect people to be dead at 70 or 75. Maybe 80. But I have every intention of living to at least 150 or 175 – so the joke’s on them!

The movies were fine. So was the four bucks. As long as I don’t get hit by a bus or trampled by a herd of stampeding gnus (no gnus are good gnus!) in the next 90 years or so, my bet pays off.

Suckers!

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That Moment, August 27th Version

That moment when you’re gently sliding the dish washer racks in and out to see if there’s anything actually jamming the tracks or blocking the spinning sprayers because you’ve got it so full it probably is in danger of growing its own event horizon but you have that one last little dish that you’re sure you can get in if you just Tetrisificate the contents and move that little bit just a millimeter here and that other plate just a micron there…

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…only to recognize (after succeeding, of course) that you spent ten minutes trying to fit in a single small dish that you could have washed by hand in thirty seconds.

It’s not about that kind of efficiency, it’s about this kind of efficiency!

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A Whiff Of Testosterone

The local private (expensive) high school is back in session. There’s something going on there tonight.

I was watching the young bucks, cruising the mostly empty streets in their daddies’ high priced, high powered cars, desperately overcompensating for whatever shortcoming it is they’re overcompensating for.

They roar down the long, straight street, burning rubber, sailing through the stop sign at about 50 mph. Once past, they slam on the brakes to skid to a halt, practicing their bootlegger turns, then roaring back to do doughnuts in the intersection, before finally burning rubber back the way they came.

Alcohol is almost certainly involved.

After the first three or four do it some of the wonder leaks away as a spectator and I’m left to simply speculate on which one is going to pick off a cinder block wall with Daddy’s BMW and which one is going to be the moron left holding the bag and doing doughnuts when the cops show up.

But my favorite of them all tonight, the one that’s got my vote as “Most Likely To Be A Darwin Award Winner,” is the dude who did all of this in Daddy’s Jaguar – with the left turn light blinking the whole time. There’s a certain bizarre nature to someone who’s that ignorant, distracted, and oblivious to the turn signal being on as they drive mile after mile without even thinking of turning. (“What’s that clickin’ noise?”) To see someone that lacking in situational awareness then go out and actively try to wrap himself and his friends around a tree at high speed?

It’s not a thing of beauty, nor is it all that rare in these parts, but it is a thing that makes you think some discouraging thoughts about the future of our society.

Click-click. Click-click. Click-click.

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Walking Through The Twilight Zone

This last week or so I’ve been making sure I get my daily allocation of steps (my fitness smart watch demands my obedience) by going out for a late evening stroll. I’m usually out at 21:00 or even 22:00, walking at least a mile and a half to three miles.

Most nights I’l piss off the occasional dog who objects to my existence on the other side of their wall, and I’ll spot a clown or two running through a stop sign at 50 mph. As long as I’m not actually in the crosswalk at the time, the walk is (hopefully) calming.

Last night it was spooky quiet. I don’t think I saw more than one or two cars all night. After a while it became quite noticeable that I hadn’t heard a single dog barking. I didn’t hear any music playing or noise from any televisions coming from any houses, despite the fact that it was a comfortable night and I would have thought that many folks would have their windows open. No helicopters, no jets heading into Runway 08 at Burbank.

Spooky.

Tonight flipped to the exact opposite. And it was all odd, at least a little bit off in small, subtle ways.

That car parked next to the high school? Only when I was passing it did I realize that it was running and occupied by a couple. No brake lights, no motion, just a sudden realization that there were shapes in there and they were talking loudly. More like an argument than making out, but not exactly threatening or dangerous. I did give a couple of thoughts as I went by as to what I might do if the woman inside saw me and took the opportunity to jump out and shout for help.

Odd.

Around the corner, I can hear an unfamiliar sound. Sort of like a cricket but more metallic or mechanical. It’s soft but somewhere straight ahead of me. Within ten seconds or so I hear the location switch to a location out in the middle of the street about 45° out, then to a spot that sounded like it was about five feet away out in the street, then to a spot behind, at which point it became a more steady drone and quickly dopplered away. The street is well lit there with a high school on one side and a shopping center parking lot on the other, yet I saw nothing passing me by or anywhere near me.

Very odd.

Around the corner, the grocery store had closed at 21:00, about fifteen minutes earlier. There was suddenly an alarm bell going off and I saw three or four people get out of a very high-end SUV and run over to the locked doors. The alarm stopped and they went back to their car and just stood around, waiting for something. I’m going with the closing shift doing a poor job of setting the burglar alarm, correcting the error, and then wasting their time doing something or the other.

Odd.

As I go around the next corner I can see a kid twenty or thirty feet in front of me. A Mini pulls up and there’s some kind of exchange between the several occupants of the car and the teenager on the sidewalk. He gets in but doesn’t seem enthusiastic about it. They roar off – and run through the red light ahead of them. (At least that part was “normal.”) Big brother rounding up the kid who broke curfew? Gang members? Something completely innocent?

Odd.

Now that it’s dead quiet again, coming through the red light from the other direction I can hear music, getting louder. Over the little rise appears a HUGE guy on a bicycle with a boom box blaring away. He reminded me of some of the passing characters in “Blade Runner.”

Odd.

Approaching my home block after about a mile and a half, I can see a large SUV pull over at the corner ahead, stop, and the hazard warning lights turn on. I see someone get out and stand in the middle of the street nearby. As I approach I can hear someone talking quite loudly. It’s the lady standing in the middle of the intersection, talking on her phone. I don’t understand what she’s saying or even recognize the language. She’s quite excited and agitated. Is she having mechanical trouble? Did she run out of gas? As I cross the street I see that she’s tall, really tall, like basketball center on the US Olympic team tall, at least 6’6″ or more. She’s dressed in what looks like some kind of African dashiki and is wearing a turban or headdress of some sort. She never looks at me, just keeps shouting into her phone. As I get across the street to where her car is parked, I see that it’s running, the interior lights on with the driver’s door open. What made her stop her car so fast and jump out? Why is she shouting and who is she shouting at on her phone?

Very, very odd.

As I turn the final corner toward home I half expect to see Rod Serling standing there smoking a cigarette. He wasn’t there, of course. That whole “been dead for a long time” thing and all. But given the rest of the evening, it might not have been as unlikely as it would have been in broad daylight.

Walking through the Twilight Zone is mind bending.

 

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Go, Pokemon, Go! (And Don’t Come Back!)

It’s been a bit disturbing for the last week or so to see more and more people I follow and talk to on Twitter and Facebook succumbing to this latest craze.

I understand and expect many science fiction and fantasy fans to be jumping on the Pokemon Go bandwagon. Hell, I would be amazed if many of them weren’t first adopters or even beta testers. No worries, it goes with the territory.

I’m not surprised to see many of that generation (including my kids) embracing it enthusiastically. They grew up with Pokemon, they’ve played the games on one gaming platform after another from teeny-tiny monochrome LCD screens all the way up to Retina display supercomputers that you can carry in your pockets.

But the number of well respected scientists, writers, and researchers that are out there trying to “catch them all” caught me off guard. Aren’t these folks supposed to be out there solving the mysteries of the universe 24/7 and tweeting about it so that I can hover in their shadow? Isn’t that the job description?

Instead, I find that my friends from SF&F fandom are all chasing Pokemon. Younger people I follow (kids, nephews, nieces, etc) are all chasing Pokemon. And now a high percentage of my NASA, NASA Social, flying, astronomy, space exploration peeps and tweeps are all chasing Pokemon.

Thank god I don’t follow any celebrities or sports figures. I can only imagine what’s going on over in that sector.

This may be a classic “Get off my lawn!” moment for me. But augmented reality has been an intriguing possibility for years and I’ve been waiting for it to get into the mass markets. Where’s the app where you can turn on your phone’s camera in an unfamiliar city and have it show you where the nearest subway is or overlay on the picture directions to a restaurant you’ve picked? Where’s the app where you can go house or apartment hunting and have your phone tie into Zillow and show you the price and amenities for all the homes in a neighborhood, while also point out which direction and how far it is to the nearest park or school? Where’s the app where you can point your phone at a sign in a foreign city and have it translated into English for you?

Oh, right, that last one exists. WordLens will translate signs in German, Spanish, French, Italian, Portuguese, and Russian. On the fly, in real time, you can take something like this:

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(It’s what I had sitting on the desk – just go with it)

…into this:

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Nope, instead we’re getting the teeming masses who are (we hope) otherwise sane and rational critters out wandering about aimlessly, staring intently at their phones.

Staring intently and wandering about as they walk into the street, off of piers, into light posts, and so on. It’s madness.

Also, watch out for the Laws of Unintended Consequences. There are some nice stories out there with Marines catching burglars while playing, people getting outside and getting some exercise for the first time in ages, and people meeting people they otherwise never would have met and finding out that they’re just, you know, people. There are also stories of muggers realizing that the Pokemon gyms and hot spots are perfectly good places to find people with expensive phones who are paying absolutely no attention to their surroundings.

Then there’s the whole Westboro Baptist Church thing. Suffice it say that anything that royally pisses off those assholes is a good thing in my book.

I guess in the end, I just don’t get it. I would love to have a HoloDeck from the Enterprise, but this seems a bit lame.

So far as my personal unintended consequences go, I was briefly saddened while reading about people coming out of their houses for the first time in ages. I missed the window of opportunity to buy stock in companies making sunblock and sunglasses. It’s okay – I realized that there was still time to invest in companies that make aloe gel and Ben Gay.

 

 

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Hello? Is This On?

Not a single guess? Not a comment?

Either I broke the internet, this thing’s not posting, or I’m doing something wrong.

Hmmm, let’s see, which is broken, me or the internet?

Tomorrow’s another day. Maybe something interesting will happen.

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Run To Get Rid Of The Crazy?

Maybe this is why I should be running again. Although it seems that all of the really good one-liners are on women’s shirts only.

This, or a punching bag, would come in handy sometimes.

Listening to Pink Floyd tonight, that always helps my frustrated head, right? Okay, so maybe “The Wall” wasn’t the best choice for restoring one’s faith in humankind.

Tomorrow the sun rises again and the battle resumes.

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A Teeny-Tiny Thing

In the big scheme of things it’s almost nothing, just a second of someone’s time. Something I do a hundred times a day, but something many people haven’t ever done and have no desire to ever do.

A “like” 0n a Tweet I sent. A touch of a thumb or a click of a mouse.

I wasn’t going to share it. Find something else to write about tonight. It’s embarrassing to be so gleeful over something so small, right? Act like an adult…

That might have been the best/worst thought I had had all day. “Act like an adult!”

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Ever since I’ve been four years old I’ve been fascinated by and madly in love with space travel. When I say that I STILL want to be an astronaut when I grow up, I’m 100% serious. It’s not a figure of speech.

I’ve squeed when I’ve gotten to meet astronauts, including some of my true idols. I’ve squeed when I’ve gotten to touch things that actually went to the freakin’ moon. I’ve squeed when I’ve gotten to meet and talk to the women and men who put robots on Mars.

So when I send a Tweet to an astronaut who’s going up to the ISS on Expedition 52/53 and I get a teeny, tiny, simple, almost trivial “like” back – I squee.

But when I start second guessing myself for wanting to share that because some societal conditioning in my head thinks I need to “act like an adult”?

Well, I have someplace that societal conditioning can stick it and some anatomically improbable suggestions.

Being a squeeing four-year-old who’s thrilled and excited and starry-eyed is better than being a staid, boring, responsible adult any day of the week.

If I forget that again, you have my permission to smack me upside the head.

Please

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