Monthly Archives: January 2014

Shanghai (Part One)

I’ve posted articles and pictures about my travel to Southampton, England, Virginia, the Grand Canyon and other places in Arizona.

In May, 2012 I had a unique opportunity to go on what I refer to as the “Three-Kids-Three-Weeks-Three-Countries” tour. Circumstances had all three of our adult children living in Asia, and there was a window of opportunity to spend (more or less) a week with each of them. While I had been overseas to Europe before, I had never been to Asia.

It was an opportunity too good to pass up, and it was spectacular! 

So, in more or less chronological order, let me share some of that trip’s photos with you. (Have I ever mentioned that I take a LOT of pictures?)

After a twelve hour, non-stop flight from San Francisco to Shanghai, I arrived about 18:00 local time, just before sunset. My body, on the other hand, was adrift, its circadian rhythms demolished by the crossing of eight time zones and the international date line. I’m not sure I could have told you the time, the date, or the day of the week if my life had depended on it.

I was met at the airport by my daughter, who has lived in Shanghai for three years now, teaching English at an international high school in the Xuhui District there. She did an excellent job of getting me to my hotel, dragging my bedraggled butt out for some dinner, and giving me a quick tour of the extremely bright lights, neon, and chaos in one of the city’s many commercial districts.

After passing out for a few hours and regaining my balance (if not my bearings), I spent some time touring the grounds of the school where she teaches, waiting for her classes to get over so that we could go off sightseeing.

IMG_3391 smallThere are several shrines and pagodas around the grounds.

IMG_3399 smallThe grounds of the school contain a large forest on the site of a battle or massacre of some sort. (Sorry, I don’t remember all of the details – my daughter may correct my ignorance in the comments.)

IMG_3408 smallThe trees of the memorial forest are planted in a very precise grid. It’s both very beautiful and a little bit spooky.

IMG_3411 smallThe campus is as gorgeous and manicured as any US college that I’ve ever seen. It’s immaculate.

In the distance, a few times an hour, all of the time, I could hear what sounded like gunfire. When I later asked if there was a firing range nearby, one of my daughter’s friends said something like, “Fireworks. They were invented here, right? Chinese families will shoot off fireworks to celebrate anything. A birth, a death, a wedding, a promotion, Wednesday, a really good cup of tea — it doesn’t matter.” As someone who loves fireworks, I could get used to that kind of an attitude!

IMG_3429 smallIt doesn’t take you long to really notice that you’re not in Kansas (or Los Angeles) any more. Despite the groomed and manicured landscaping on the grounds, most of the plants are distinctly different from most anything in North America.

IMG_3432 smallThe school is extremely focused on college prep and has an emphasis on scientific and technical subjects. I don’t know how often they use the telescope, how big it is, or how much they can see through the perpetual haze and smog, but the dome’s big enough to have a pretty decent sized instrument.

You may have heard about recent issues with severe smog in several Chinese cities, including Shanghai. When I was there it wasn’t particularly smoggy, but every day it was hazy. Most days it was grey and dim for the bulk of the day, which is to be expected for a city on the coast in a semi-tropical climate.

IMG_3435 smallMany of the buildings at the school pre-date World War II, and their architecture reflects that. The school was used as an internment camp during the war. Also notice the flag. I always try to get a picture of the country’s flag when I’m traveling abroad.

IMG_3442 smallZhongxing Lake on campus, one of several. For being in the middle of one of the most densely populated spots on the planet, there is a tremendous amount of open space on campus.

IMG_9615 smallThere are koi in every pond and lake, and there are a lot of ponds and lakes. I never had any idea that they came in so many colors, sizes, and types. It’s very tranquil sitting and watching them. Of course, the second they see you they start schooling in front of you, anticipating food. I had no food to share, for which I apologize to the koi of Shanghai.

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3400 Words Today

…written on something I can’t show you yet. But it’s good, I like it, the writer’s group I’m in likes it. Maybe soon.

Meanwhile, have a nice picture of the fog rolling through the hills of Encino.

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Nothing Remarkable Happened Today

It was just a normal Sunday at Castle Willett. We slept in, went out to breakfast, did our grocery shopping. A friend from high school had a birthday. (Hi, Diane!) I took down the rest of the Christmas lights, I didn’t fall off of any ladders or drop any hammers on my head, we watched some football. My son called from Germany, my daughter called from Sacramento, I wrote a little bit. The cat broke something, the dog was a good girl when other dogs came by our yard. No one died, no one went to the hospital, it was not in any way a red-letter day for any of us.

That was my initial perspective, and it is 100% valid and accurate.

Then I started thinking about what my grandfather, when he was the same age as I am now, might think of everything I did today. (We’re talking mid 1940’s on a farm in South Dakota.) About the only thing he would recognize would be the bacon and eggs, the cat, and the dog.

The digital alarm clock? His probably got wound up by hand.

The HD flatscreen television? I’ll bet that he didn’t have a television in the 1940’s, and the big thing in the 1960’s when he died was color TV.

The iPhone and iPad on my bed stand? I doubt that he had a phone in the 1940’s. I’m not 100% sure they had electricity by that point. Even if he did, then you’ve got that whole comparison of a 1940’s  rotary dial phone with a world-class computer that just also happens to convey phone calls.

Our car, the convertible with the big engine? OK, so the 1940’s Indy cars might or might not have had more horsepower (pole position was won with a speed of 126mph and I’m pretty sure our car could do that on a track), but any car my grandfather ever drove in his life most certainly didn’t. His tractor didn’t have a roof other than his hat, does that count as a convertible?

The 737’s going over our house into Burbank and the 747’s and 777’s going over our house out of LAX toward Asia? Sixteen hours non-stop is a long haul from LAX to Tokyo (been there, done that), but compare that to sixteen hours (with three refueling stops) to get from Los Angeles to New York on a DC-3. As for how commonplace air travel is today, I’m not sure my grandfather ever flew in a plane, ever.

The computers that I’ve used all day to write, do accounting, surf the Internet, read online newspapers? They weren’t even a theoretical dream to anyone on the planet in the mid 1940’s.

If we went to see a movie today, it would be wall-to-wall digital effects to make anything utterly believable, as well as on a huge screen, with flawless projection and eight-channel high quality sound. In the 1940’s, the big, new technological breakthroughs in film were color and stereo.

The ISS went overhead today with six men on board, a vessel that has allowed us to have a continuous human presence off-planet for over thirteen years. The moon’s just rising now, and there are six manned landing sites and twelve sets of boot prints in the dust. We’re driving two separate vehicles on Mars (one of them over ten years old), we have spacecraft currently orbiting Mercury, Mars, and Saturn, we’ve done long duration missions to Jupiter, we’ve swung by Neptune and Uranus, we’re currently on the way to Pluto, and we have spacecraft that have left the freaking solar system and are now in interplanetary space. In the mid 1940’s, only Wernher von Braun and a few of his friends that that his would ever happen.

I’m listening to music from satellite radio and watching live tennis from the Australian Open. Our car radio has dozens of AM stations (all talk and news), several dozen FM stations, or we could plug in our iPods or iPhones. He had a radio the size of my desk with maybe three or four stations he could get during the day, maybe a couple dozen at night. It would have been a big deal to hear something live such as a presidential speech from Washington or war news from Europe.

That was my more introspective perspective, and it also is 100% valid and accurate.

It’s all a matter of perspective, which we forget all too often. “Nothing remarkable happened today” — when you compare today to yesterday. “Mind blown, gobsmacked, and miracles everywhere” — when you compare today to just fifty or sixty years ago, well within a normal lifespan.

Maybe something remarkable did happen today.

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Twitter Humblebrag

First, a little background…

I got a Twitter account two or three years ago “just because”, but didn’t start using it on a regular basis until early 2013.

My initial opinion of Twitter when I first heard about it was low – just for use by teens to see what the latest gossip and BS was from the Kardashians and Justin Bieber. That opinion changed pretty quickly once I started using it regularly. It’s a tool, just like any other. Yes, you can use it to follow movie stars and bubble-brained airheads who are “famous for being famous”. You can also (as I do) follow:

  • the New York Times
  • CNN
  • the Los Angeles Times
  • NPR
  • dozens and dozens of NASA accounts, including astronauts currently on ISS
  • reporters covering astronomy and the space programs
  • planetary scientists
  • astronomers
  • writers such as John Scalzi, Chuck Wendig, Seanan McGuire, Richard Kadrey, and Neil Gaiman
  • musicians such as Amanda Palmer
  • favorite sports teams and the beat reporters who cover them

You get the picture? There’s some absolutely amazing, creative, intelligent, and hilarious stuff going on there.

I am a long, long way from being a “big name” on Twitter by any stretch of the imagination. As of this last Wednesday morning, I had all of thirty-one people “following” my account.

I’m still enough of a novice and wannabe on Twitter so that I have all of my notification alarms turned on. This means that my phone goes “boop!” any time someone responds to, “favorites”, or “re-tweets” anything I tweet. It doesn’t happen often — two or three times a month might be a “big” month.

I occasionally will comment or react to some tweet or another, and on a handful of occasions I’ve gotten a response, a “favorite”, or a “re-tweet”. The “high point” of my “Twitter career” I think was when I once responded to a tweet by the NASA Morpheus Lander account and it got two or three “favorites” and maybe two “re-tweets”. I’ve gotten a couple of local LA television reporters to respond to tweets I’ve sent their way.

As they say, “Big whoop!”

Then came last Thursday night when I was busy writing my entry for Chuck Wendig’s “Flash Fiction Challenge”. As usual, my Twitter feed was up in a window on the other monitor. (I use the Janetter client most of the time on my desktop.) A bizarre little tweet caught my eye as it popped up:

16-Jan-2014 Twitter 01Assault and attempted murder using a squirrel as a weapon, eh? There’s something you don’t necessarily see every day!

16-Jan-2014 Twitter 04The Bloggess is a writer & entertainer who is followed by many of the people that I  respect and follow (three of whom you can see listed there), so I started following her some time back. She can be very entertaining, often in a really thoughtful and weird sort of way which I enjoy and respect. As you can see, she has many, many followers.

16-Jan-2014 Twitter 02Now there’s a response that I like!

16-Jan-2014 Twitter 07Apparently other followers of her were equally enamored.

I often find my muse slipping out and making snarky, snappy, (hopefully) witty comments in tweets that I shoot off into the Twitterverse. 99.999999% of the time they go ignored and unseen.

This was that 0.000001% event for me:

16-Jan-2014 Twitter 03About thirty seconds after hitting “send” my phone went “boop!”. Then “boop! boop! boop!”. Then “boog!boop!boop!boop!boog!boop!boop!boop!” And it didn’t shut up for a while.

The Bloggess had “favorited” and “re-tweeted” my post to all of her 365,613 followers. They’re not all online every second watching every word she types, obviously, but a decent percentage of them are, and they seemed to think my tweet had an appropriate amount of snark, so they started responding, “favoriting”, and “re-tweeting”. Then The Bloggess started following my account (hi there!) and others did as well. (Am I supposed to be clever and funny all the time now? No pressure!)

The “boop!boop!” chorus subsided after a while, although there were a few more yesterday, and even a couple today. The current totals are:

16-Jan-2014 Twitter 06I haven’t done an exact count (maybe Twitter has a stats function somewhere that I could check, but I don’t know where it is) but I would bet that the 10 “retweets” and 29 “favorites” on this tweet exceed all of the “retweets” and “favorites” combined on every tweet I’ve ever done. And the number of my followers jumped from 31 to 38, a 22% increase overnight.

Let me assure you, I’m not having any delusions of grandeur here. This is neither rocket science, brain surgery, or high finance.

On the other hand, one of the things I’ve done in the last year is to actively try to establish my “personal brand” using this blog and social media. That’s why I’ve set up accounts and been using Twitter, LinkedIn, Google+, and Instagram. I’ve been active on Facebook for years since it’s been extremely useful in keeping in touch with friends in SF fandom and high school classmates that have scattered all over the country. I keep seeing articles and advice that says that such a “personal brand” will serve you well in job hunting, particularly on LinkedIn. (Well, we see how well that advice has worked.)

If I am able to establish some sort of career as an author, either part-time or full-time, such a “personal brand” and a solid presence on social media will be invaluable. So when that happens, you can say you knew me when. “Yep, I read his ‘Twitter Humblebrag’ blog post when it first came out. I was one of Paul’s fans and readers before it was cool to be one of Paul’s fans and readers!”

No egoboo here — just me and my self-satisfied grin. (Don’t worry, The Long-Suffering Wife will knock me off of this pedestal I’ve erected for myself, probably immediately after she read this. In four, three, two, one…)

 

 

 

 

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Memories Of January 17, 1994

Twenty years (and about seventeen hours) ago, at 4:31 AM on Monday, January 17, 1994, I and about fifteen million of my closest friends all got one of the rudest wake up calls in our lives. I’m speaking, of course, of the Northridge earthquake.

It was a magnitude 6.9 temblor but went off pretty much right under our feet. (Our house is less than six miles due west of the epicenter.) The maximum ground acceleration was huge, more than 1.8G. We immediately lost power, phone, water, gas, as did two million other people in the Greater Los Angeles Metropolitan Area. Freeways collapsed. Apartment buildings pancaked down onto their bottom floors. Homes, stores, shopping malls, office buildings, and parking garages were turned to rubble. Fifty-seven people died, 1,500 suffered major injuries, over 16,000 were treated for minor injuries. Over 100,000 people found their houses or apartments to be uninhabitable. The damage cost over twenty billion dollars.

There are plenty of good news articles out there today about what happened that night and in the days that followed. Here’s what I remember about our “adventure”.

They say the shaking actually only lasted 20 to 30 seconds. You have no idea how long that time can be when you’re woken up, it’s dark, everything’s moving and shifting and falling, there’s a roar everywhere like there’s a freight train coming through the room, and you’re trying to get to your kids’ rooms. I would have guessed the shaking to have gone on at least twice that long. I had furniture sliding about and the bedroom door banging open and closed. I knew immediately what was going on. I then proceeded to start to do a few things I wasn’t supposed to.

Living in Southern California, you get regular reminders, public service announcements, documentaries on PBS, and news stories about what to do and what not to do in an earthquake. A few highlights include:

  • Do NOT run outside if at all possible, many people are killed by debris falling on them. Being killed when the building collapses on you does account for a fair number of the deaths, but you’re still far safer staying inside.
  • Do NOT try to move around too much inside, there may be large items (like couches and dressers) sliding and (like bookcases) falling over. Try to get down on the ground near something heavy (like a table) and HOLD ON so your rock & roll around with it instead of letting it slam into you. If you’re in bed, try to get onto the floor next to the bed. You want some furniture above you if the roof does come down, it will buy you a certain amount of crawl space underneath.
  • Do NOT go stand in a doorway, although you’ve been told to since forever. There’s nothing special about doorways and you’ll get your fingers broken (or worse) as the door swings back & forth out of control.
  • STAY OUT of the kitchen, it’s a death trap. All of the cabinets and drawers may come flying open and flinging their contents around the room. Many of those contents are sharp and many are glass, which will shatter.
  • GET AWAY from windows, mirrors, shower doors, anything glass.
  • If you can get there safely, an excellent place to shelter is on the floor in an interior hallway. It usually will be one of the last places to collapse if the building does go down, there usually aren’t any windows, and there usually isn’t a lot of furniture there.

With that in mind, even in the panic of the moment, I knew what to do and remembered most of the high points. But instead of staying put, I was headed to the kids’ rooms to make sure they were safe. The shortest path would have led me through the kitchen, but I remembered to not go there (good thing, too) and swung through the dining room instead. I wasn’t able to stand at all. It was like being on a skateboard that was on marbles which were on ice. So I crawled, the whole time screaming as loud as I could, “GET IN THE HALLWAY! GET IN THE HALLWAY!”

About the time I got to the hallway door the shaking started to subside. It was pitch black. If memory serves me (it was twenty years ago), I found my son in the hallway on the floor as he had been taught, with Janet (my first wife, the kids’ mother) getting one daughter from her room (she had slept though it) while I stumbled in to grab the other daughter from her room (she also had slept through it). Almost immediately the aftershocks started. We rode out two or three significant ones as we grabbed flashlights. I gave one to Janet and the kids and told them to sit tight in the hallway. I grabbed the other flashlight, threw on some clothes and shoes, and started the mental checklist of things to check for damage.

Check for gas leaks and turn it off at the meter. Look for structural damage and broken glass. Look for other dangers, such as downed power lines, trees about to tip over or break, walls about to fall down. All things considered, we got out lightly enough. There was plenty of stuff tossed onto the floor (that stay-out-of-the-kitchen advice was really, really good) and a few cracks in the walls, but nothing that made us think that the house might fall down.

Outside we had some of our cinder block walls that were either down or badly cracked and leaning, but nothing major other than that. While outside, we started running into all of our neighbors doing their inspections. Everyone was checking on everyone else to make sure that no one was hurt, to make sure that none of the houses had collapsed or had major structural damage. Most people had some broken glass (not sure how we missed that at our place) and everyone was rattled, but it didn’t look like there were any major injuries on our block.

The “urban legend” you might have heard about  people calling 9-1-1 in Los Angeles to ask about the “weird lights” in the sky? Where people were wondering if they were related to the earthquake somehow? It’s true, and if you were out wandering around at 4:45 AM on January 17th, you would understand why. The sky was freaking brilliantly clear and sharp, stars everywhere. The Milky Way stretched right from the eastern horizon to the western, straight up through the zenith, where Jupiter was very bright. A crescent moon was in the east, having risen about an hour earlier.  I knew what it was and I loved that aspect of it, but I have no doubt that there was a significant portion of the population that quite literally had no clue at all about what the night sky looked like from a dark location.

For Los Angeles had suddenly become a dark location, almost as dark as the heart of the Mohave Desert a couple hundred miles east. There were lights from cars and trucks, and some places such as hospitals and radio stations had emergency generators, but for nearly a hundred miles in every direction, the electricity had died and it was pitch black. Except for that spectacular, marvelous sky.

We didn’t have much time to look. I turned off the gas, went back inside, got a portable radio, and sat down with Janet and the kids to try to figure out what in hell had happened. The news over the next few hours got more and more grim. Massive damage, the death toll rising, the list growing of freeways made impassable by collapsed bridges and overpasses.

At home, once the sun came up, we started the cleanup. Things got put back onto shelves, furniture got shifted back into place. With no power, no water, no television, and three small kids (9, 7, and 4) we were fortunate to have a whole freakin’ house full of books. We also had put some supplies aside for just such an emergency (perhaps not as much as we should have, but probably a LOT more than most folks) so we weren’t in any danger of going hungry or thirsty in the short term. We just might be eating weird stuff and eating it cold.

We used up as much as we could as fast as we could from the refrigerator, since all of that was going to bad in the first day or so. We had no water, so the toilets got a bit fetid after a day or so. At night we all slept in that hallway, in part to stay warm (it does routinely get down into the 40’s here at night in the winter) and in part because we were still having those lousy, stinking aftershocks.

I think that I hated the aftershocks more than just about anything.

The initial earthquake catches you completely off guard so you only have time to react. There’s no anticipation, no stressing out beforehand. And then you’re done and you’re either dealing with a new crisis (i.e. your house collapsed or is burning and you’re trapped) or you’re okay and it can only get better because you’ve now successfully lived through what may well be the worst thing that can ever happen to you!

But the aftershocks are different. For better or for worse, you’ve been traumatized and your nerves are shot. No matter how cleanly you got out as far as damages and injuries go, deep down inside you’re only keeping the screaming inside because you’re a grown-up. You work hard on being strong, being a grown-up, moving on, coping, and then an aftershock hits and you’re right back into that moment of terror.

And the aftershocks keep coming, and coming, and coming! They get less frequent with time and in general they get weaker with time, but that just serves to set you up for a bigger fall next time. Every time one hits you tense up, hold your breath, and your brain starts thinking, “Is this the next big one? When will it stop? Should I dive under the desk?” As they get less frequent you start to forget, to relax, and then, WHAM, there’s another one to remind you. I really, really got to dislike aftershocks.

That having been said, one of my coolest and most vivid memories of the days after the Northridge earthquake involves a strong aftershock. I was walking with the kids up to a neighborhood park so they could run around, play on the swings, and blow off some steam. It was late morning or early afternoon and we were walking along a long, straight street looking due north. There are two-story houses lining both sides of the street and a row of tall palm trees in the center divider. As I was looking up ahead at the far end of the street, I saw the sunlight reflecting off of the second story windows start to flicker and strobe, and the palm trees at that end of the street started to sway. I yelled for the kids to sit down on the sidewalk and we watched as the seismic wave came down the street at probably 50 or 60 miles an hour, the jiggling reflections and the swaying trees racing straight at us. I could actually see a small wave in the asphalt pavement, coming toward us as if there was a giant worm burrowing down the middle of the street. (“Shai Halud!”) The aftershock lasted five or ten seconds and then was gone. Very impressive!

Exact times get fuzzy, but I think the phones came back on late the next day (Tuesday) and we were able to call relatives and let them know we were okay. The water and gas came back on Wednesday so we were able to again flush and have hot showers and hot food. I distinctly remember the electricity coming back on because there were things turning on (the hallway light, computer, bathroom fan) that woke me up in the middle of the night. It might have been early Thursday morning or it might have been early Friday morning.

I’m pretty sure that the kids went back to school on the following Monday. I don’t remember if I went back to work before then — if I did, it was just for a couple of hours to check out damage at our offices.

It’s often said that the reason so few people died in the Northridge earthquake was because it occurred in the middle of the night on a holiday (MLK Day). Our office was a good example. Our suite was on the fourth floor of a very large building on Ventura Boulevard in Encino and it was trashed. Everything was on the floor, file cabinets tipped over, water damage from pipes that had broken in the floors above us. In my office, two big book shelves full of three-ring binders had come down right onto the desk (where I would have been sitting) and smashed the desk nearly in half. They also fell so that they completely blocked the door — we had to pop out the ceiling tiles, climb over the top and back down in, then tilt the book cases back up before we could open the door. Down in the building’s  lobby of wall to wall marble with giant inset display windows everywhere, sheets of marble had shed themselves from walls and smashed, cracking and breaking the floor as well, with plate glass cracking all up and down the hallways.

We moved on.

I and the three neighbors to the east, west, and south split the cost of replacing the cinder block walls between our yards. The freeways got repaired in absolute record time (three or four months for the Santa Monica Freeway), a real testament to what can get done when government abandons the red tape and just gets out of the way.

There was trash and debris everywhere. The procedure that was set up was to simply start piling debris at the curb and it would get picked up eventually. It worked, but “eventually” could be weeks, and just about everyone had a pile of bricks, wood, fallen trees, broken furniture, and the kitchen sink. I know that they kept picking up all of these piles for at least a year.

We now have much a more extensive assortment of supplies set aside for the next emergency, although we still occasionally talk about doing even more. We have six backpacks (five for the humans and one for the pets) in the front entryway with water, food, clothes, flashlights, radios, tools, and so on in case we have to bug out on short notice. (This is a good idea for everyone, regardless of where you live, because if you don’t have earthquakes [and wildfires], you will have blizzards, tornadoes, hurricanes, floods, or something.)

Another thing that would be a huge difference if we had a similar earthquake today is the availability of portable communication and computing devices. Twenty years ago I don’t think I had a cell phone yet, and I most certainly didn’t have a tablet. I might have had a laptop. Now, while the cellular network might go down, most disaster plans call for getting the cellular network up ASAP so that folks can call for help and receive information. I would expect that within forty-eight hours (and probably within twenty-four) we would be able to get at least limited access to the internet, which would be a huge help.

It was a life-changing event, totally unexpected, totally out of our control. But we survived it. As bad as it might have been for us, it was so much worse for others. In one sense, we dodged a bullet. I hope that we learned from the experience.

We’ll never forget the experience as a whole. (Even if the fine details might fade and get fuzzy with the passage of time.)

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Flash Fiction: Spiral God

After finishing 2013 with the five-week, five-part Flash Fiction Challenge (which was a ton of fun!), followed by a couple of weeks off for the holidays, Chuck Wendig this week has given us this task to start the Flash Fiction Challenges for 2014. I rolled a 16 and an 18, so the title of my “1,000 words or so” will be “Spiral God.” As always, comments and constructive criticisms are appreciated.

SPIRAL GOD

The being that was a starship which was the starship that was a being had taken its time approaching the tiny world, sniffing, watching, tasting, probing.

For an epoch which was merely the blink of an eye it had been near this star, first touching many tens and dozens and thousands of the cold, sterile, icy balls and lumps far out from the heat and light. Deep in its belly it had grown millions of different strains of organisms, all ancient, all new, all rare. On each frozen shard it had deposited a diverse assortment of organic colonies to lurk, to hibernate, to wait for the warmth of maybes and the glare of possibilities.

Moving patiently and steadily inward, the being the starship had visited cold and cloudy worlds, screaming winds churning their atmospheres, hemorrhaging away what little precious energy there was out in the deep dark. Here it chose and built, picking and choosing, making new organisms from a vast catalog of suitable organic building blocks, designing airy lifeforms to dance and float in the frozen, hellish hurricanes.

Millennia later, now close enough so the star was at last more than just a bright spot over there barely moving, gas giants wrapped spacetime around themselves and tortured the æther with blistering radiation and gargantuan gravity wells balancing dozens of smaller cosmoses on the abyss. The starship the being worked slowly to craft hardy and vicious organisms that could survive in such hells, weaving carbon into diamond for protection and strength while thriving at pressures and temperatures unheard of except for in the souls of the stars themselves.

Fulfilled and satisfied with its gifts for the gas giants, the being the starship turned toward the many moons swimming in the electromagnetic soup and warming themselves in the tidal torture. To each one it gave a custom designed cornucopia of seed cells, trillions upon trillions of lifebits created with the wisdom and experience of a billion years of experimentation, all scattered for the sole purpose of eating the sulfur rains or swimming in the dark oceans under the ices.

Approaching the rocky inner planets, the being the starship found a dying world, its feeble gravity unable to maintain its tenuous grasp on the life preserving atmosphere. Without consideration for the long odds because in the end all life was fighting uphill against the only painful and incredibly long odds allowed by an uncaring universe, cells were crafted to thrive and grow in brief and transient periods with water and warmth before sleeping patiently for an aeon when extinction hovered near.

Methodically continuing down into the star’s gravity well the being the starship detected something new as it approached the next planet. An anomalous taste followed by an enigmatic sniff triggered subroutines and memories long dormant and engaged protocols only used twice in hundreds of star systems past.

Here there was something unique, something precious beyond all measure.

The starship the being began to test and retest, to sample, to question, to analyze, to categorize. Meticulously it disassembled the evidence it found floating on the solar wind and skimmed off of the most uppermost layers of the atmosphere. At long, long last it was convinced.

The highest priest of a religion based on facts and not on faith, the being the starship now believed that it had found that most precious and rare of all objects in the universe, a new form of life which had arisen spontaneously and unbidden out of the mathematical probabilities of necessity.

With infinite gentleness and love the starship the being gathered and dissected the tenuous wisps of this new and precious life. It found the enzymes used and the complexities embedded within as it teased out every secret and nuance of this biological treasure. It marveled at the complex yet flexible structures in the helical spirals that this new life used, so different from the various crystalline and geometric structures that all other life in its experience had utilized since the ancestors and creators of the being the starship in the far, far distant past near the beginning of time.

It practiced reproducing this new life on demand before it ran experiment after experiment to verify that the fruits of its creation were accurate and compatible with the miracles which had preceded it.

When finally the being the starship had examined and sampled and tested millions of samples from all locations on this verdant and fertile incubator world, warm and wet and soft and blue and white and brown and green in the ebony depths of the endless distances between the stars, it backed away from this world of gods, giver of new life, mother of infinite generations to come.

Blessed to be in the sacred and divine presence of such a god world, having received the beneficence and loving grace of a new solution to the eternal problem of creation, bringing being into existence from mere chemistry, the starship the being began to sing across the interstellar depths, telling its far-flung kindred of the new miracle. It shared and taught and spread the benediction of this newly found state of living grace, setting the stage for all of the beings the starships which were part of itself and itself a part of the whole to spread and use this new life as the backbones of billions of new experiments on warm and wet worlds throughout the galaxy.

Singing its song of creation and discovery and sharing, the being the starship spread its immense gossamer wings and sails and began the slow and unfaltering journey outward to the next star surrounded by barren and sterile balls of rock and ice and gas and gravity, spinning patiently in anticipation of the starship the being’s promise of the gifts of life.

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Juicy Chunks O’ Wisdom For Wednesday, January 15th

‘Cause I’ve been laughing so hard I might have broken an internal organ or two, that’s why.

  • This is what damn near killed me tonight. I’ll entertain the idea that I’ve been dealing with some stress and pressure to the point where I was ready to pop like a balloon — this was the pointy thing that burst the bubble. Whatever. I still haven’t been able to read more than the first five or six comments without getting to the point where I can’t breathe and the dog’s whining because she thinks I’m dying.
  • There’s a very fine line between a cat trying to cuddle with you and a cat trying to see how much they can piss you off.
  • To Donald Trump and all of the other troglodytes who think that climate change is a hoax because they’re having winter, I would note that California’s in its worst drought on record and it was 95° F this afternoon in Orange County at 13:15.
  • At what point does being creative and purposefully “thinking outside the box” cross over into desperation and panic?
  • I actually had to use a trig function in a calculation for yesterday’s blog article. I’m still amazed that I remembered how to do it. (Shut up, Bob!)
  • It sucks when the dog gets old enough so she can’t jump up on the bed and instead just looks over the edge of it with those sad, brown eyes. “Anthropomorphism” my ass, you know that she remembers being able to jump up there, wants up there now, and knows that she can’t make it.
  • Whoa! Wide dynamic range of emotions there tonight, from laughing myself nearly into unconsciousness to sad, old dog eyes. As a pilot, you want to avoid those kinds of oscillations, they can lead to a loss of control. Which suddenly has a whole new meaning…
  • Tomorrow morning the nominations are announced for the Academy Awards and for us the scramble starts. How many of the nominated films for the “Big Five” categories (actor, actress, supporting actor, supporting actress, best film) can we see before awards night? That way we can have informed and knowledgeable completely useless opinions instead of our usual ignorance-based useless opinions.
  • How do they determine who the weakest link is in a “prayer chain”? Is it based on the honor system, does God rat you out, or do we just check with the NSA?
  • And to think, I get paid for writing this nonsense!
  • Wait, what?

Remember to floss. At a bare minimum, do it when you’re changing the batteries on the smoke detectors on the day when we “spring forward” or “fall back” into or out of Daylight Saving Time.

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The Cosmos Rolls Onward (Simple Astrophotography Part Seven)

After your blood pressure and heart rate drop back down and you get a few good nights’ sleep following this, you finally realize that the Universe has not been jolted out of alignment. Rather, your perception of the Universe and your relationship to it has been clocked upside the head. The Universe just keeps rolling on, oblivious.

This was brought to me in graphic form tonight as I walked the dog. Venus, which had been amazingly bright in the west at sundown for weeks and weeks, had seemingly gone away in just a few days. (Don’t worry, it will pop out into the morning sky before sunrise in a few more days. We didn’t lose it.) But now Jupiter, only a bit dimmer than Venus, is riding high up into the sky in the early evening, sitting next to Orion. And tonight, the almost-full moon was just a couple of fingers-width away from it. (Full moon is at 20:53 UTC on the 15th. It’s currently 05:41 UTC on the 15th or 09:41 on the 14th Pacific, so full moon is about fifteen hours away.)

In Los Angeles, the haze and clouds have been swept away by very strong (and dry) Santa Ana winds, so the brush fire danger is just about off the charts — but the stars are crystal clear.

Time to grab the tripod and the camera with the telephoto lens!

There was a problem with the picture I wanted. As bright as Jupiter appears, it’s several orders of magnitude dimmer than the full moon. The full moon is really, really stinking bright!

So class, how do we approach this problem? Bracket, bracket, bracket! Digital is dirt cheap! Take a whole metric crapload of pictures across a broad range of exposures and see what happens. What have we got to lose?

No fancy equipment, just a tripod and a Canon Rebel XT with a Tamron 70-300 mm telephoto zoom lens.

Just to be on the safe side, I started with the fastest shutter speed my Canon Rebel XT will do, 1/4000 of a second. (I fully expected this picture to be seriously underexposed.) Then photos at steps of one speed slower every time, all the way up through 1/2 second. (I fully expected this picture to be completely washed out and overexposed.)

A very pretty sight. Gorgeous. Brilliant starlight. Moon so bright you could read a newspaper by it.

And then the Universe blew my mind tonight.

IMG_6906 (small)This is that very first picture, at 1/4000 second. In the lower right, of course, is the full moon and in the upper left is a little dot that’s Jupiter. (You should click on the images to get the full sized versions, it’s much easier to see what I’m talking about.) This is a great example of just how bright the full moon is and how big the dynamic range is between the two objects. You can actually see the big features of the moon pretty well, even with this simple setup. Even at this fast, FAST exposure, the full moon is starting to be overexposed. Yet Jupiter is just a dot, barely seen, which is not unexpected since this was a really short exposure.

I was very happily surprised to see how this image came out, especially given the seconds and seconds I had slaved over setting up and preparing to take it.

But, wait. There’s more!

Being a bit obsessive about these things (which is like saying water is a bit wet) I went flipping through the whole series of images. As expected, by 1/1250 second, the moon is completely washed out. But as we keep going and the moon more and more looks like a huge, white blob, Jupiter starts looking brighter and clearer.

IMG_6914 (small)At 1/640 second we see the last image before we start to pick up serious lens flares from the bright moon. As we keep going, these flares develop into a greenish-bluish ghost image of the moon just below Jupiter.

IMG_6928 (small)By 1/25 second this ghost image actually gets bright enough to show the same kind of detail as the primary image did in the first image. As we get beyond this, the ghost image gets brighter, the lens flares get brighter, the full moon more and more washes out almost everything. But “just because”, I flipped through the images all the way to the end.

And then…

IMG_6939 (small)Other stars starting to show up in the field in this 1/2 second exposure. In between the moon and Jupiter is Mekbuda (Zeta Geminorum, mag 3.93 average). In the far lower left corner is Wasat (Delta Geminorum, mag 3.53). In the far upper left and at the very top center are two unnamed 5th magnitude stars, while outside the glare of the moonlight I can pick out at least eight dimmer 6th magnitude stars.

photoImage from the Star Walk iPad app. It looks a bit like this. Jupiter obviously isn’t shown to scale, although the moon’s size is probably close to being the correct size.

But best of all, to my utter amazement and joy — take a look at Jupiter! It’s now an overexposed blob also, actually showing elongation to an oval or a streak, the image smeared toward the upper center as the Earth beneath me rotated 314.9574 feet to the west in that 1/25 second. But even better, the best of all, look at the two small dots in a line at the seven o’clock position right next to Jupiter.

IMG_6939 (Jupiter detail)See them? That’s got to be Io (the inner moon) and Europa (the outer one). And if you look really closely, can you kind of maybe see a spike or bump sticking out of Jupiter’s glare, right on that line between Jupiter, Io, and Europa? The map says that Ganymede should just be coming out of Jupiter’s shadow at about that time, right about at that spot. Could I possibly have captured it as well?

Two of the four Galilean moons captured, and maybe a third! All with two minutes of preparation and some common, off the shelf camera equipment.

Thanks, Universe. Thanks for the reminder that there are wonders all around us, even if there are sometimes also bad things.

Given the former we’ll find a way to deal with the latter.

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Joining The Chorus

I know it’s been said by many people more wise and more influential than me, but let me join in the chorus by saying,

“FUCK Cancer!”

 

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The Dark Has Returned

I pulled the plug on all of our Christmas lights on Tuesday, but didn’t get around to start pulling them down until today. I’m not fanatical about a cutoff of January 6th and I’m not sure when I picked up the Twelfth Night tradition (if that’s what it is) but I have noticed that it’s happened enough to not be a coincidence. Maybe some time I’ll have to ask myself about that.

After having all of the lights up for a few weeks, it’s startling every year how dark the yard seems after they’re gone. When the dog goes out (repeatedly) for her evening constitutionals, it’s jarring for the first few nights because I’m still expecting to see them. It’s not just the amount of light, but also just the spectacle and color.

For the most part it’s been cloudy or hazy for days here in Southern California. Most nights, with or without the Christmas lights on, we’ve been barely able to see the moon, let alone any stars. But tonight it was clear. The winds are blowing again, the fire danger is high, and the stars were bright. Jupiter’s up at sundown and quite bright, and Orion is always a welcome sight for me. We really could have used them at Halloween, but you can’t argue with celestial mechanics. At least, you can’t argue and win.

For the first time in three or four years we didn’t have any of our Christmas lights stolen or vandalized. I can’t imagine who would steal or rip up Christmas lights, or why, but I guess it probably made sense to whoever did it.

There are a few very broad “themes” in our Christmas lights. Red, white, & blue lights by the flag. Big lights along the roof line and around the windows. White icicles along the gutters. All white lights here. Colored lights there and there and there. White lights & stars up in the birch tree. Monochrome colored lights on the rose bushes at each end of the yard. Red and white lights spiraling around the palm tree, hopefully making it look somewhat like a candy cane.

The first year we had problems, after nearly twenty years without any issues at all, someone swiped several of the small monochrome colored strings of lights off of the rose bushes. They’re right next to the sidewalk, so I guess that made them a target of opportunity. But it was a pain because those types of lights (monochrome colored) are difficult to find and replace.

So the next year, we started using little nylon tie wraps to attach those lights to the rose bush branches. Again, someone tried to swipe them, but this time found it to be harder. They may have also gotten scratched up pretty good by the rose bushes. (Go get ’em, rose bushes! ATTACK!) So they went postal on the bush and the string, actually managing to rip both to shreds with their bare hands.

All rightey, then! Merry Christmas!

Last year, we again locked down the lights on the rose bushes and they were left alone. But several strings of C7 and C9 bulbs were vandalized. The red & white lights on the palm tree as well as the big lights around the garage door all had a handful of bulbs unscrewed and stolen, maybe two dozen bulbs in all. These aren’t that hard to replace, but it’s still annoying. Again, all of the lights stolen were down at a height where they were within easy reach, so I’m guessing it was kids on a dare or some such thing. Still, geez, who in hell steals Christmas lights?!

I hope they got coal in their stockings.

There’s a bit of a sense of violation to the whole thing. Granted, not as bad as when I’ve had my car broken into and thousands of dollars of stuff and my briefcase stolen, but still… We work hard to put the lights up and make them look nice and we get lots of nice comments from folks around the neighborhood. While the total cost of everything stolen to date is maybe $25 or so, it’s the principle of the thing.

Principle is all well and good, but so is common sense. Is it worth it to spend hundreds or even thousands of dollars on security in order to protect $25 in Christmas lights? Or even ten times that many?

On the other hand, how much would it cost to hook up some web cams to monitor the yard? Motion-triggered video capture is built into some of the software that Logitech supplies with their cameras and I’ve got a couple of “spare” computers gathering dust here. Even if the police wouldn’t give a damn, it would be great to just print up the pictures and post them in the yard for some stranger shaming. (Trust me, in Los Angeles, even with hard evidence, if you’re not dead, a celebrity, or the property crime doesn’t result in thousands of dollars in losses, LAPD won’t even bother taking a report. Been there, done that, got the T-shirt.)

Whatever. For this year, the yard is dark, the garage is again stuffed to bursting with holiday trappings, and our electric bill will drop to normal.

Until Thanksgiving. Two hundred and eighty-eight days to go.

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