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Juicy Chunks O’ Wisdom For Monday, December 9th

‘Cause it’s windy as hell and I’m really starting to hate the wind, that’s why.

  • In the intro to last Thursday’s Flash Fiction Challenge, I said that no one had picked my “first two hundred word” piece. That’s changed. Someone picked it up and today (a couple days after the Friday “deadline” but who cares?) wrote a nice second part. Angela Carina Barry‘s work is posted here (scroll down until you find my original post at 8:59 PM on November 28th).
  • There was one particular really freakin’ brilliant gem that I was going to put in here, the wisest and juiciest of all of the juicy chunks o’ wisdom, which was the reason I picked this format to begin with for today’s post. Now I’ve completely forgotten what it was.
  • My desk sits next to a huge bay window, which is marvelous most of the time. I love the view of the backyard. But with the current cold snap in Los Angeles, this thing just bleeds cold air right on top of me. (Yes, it’s got double pane, insulated glass.) So I hung a blanket up across the window to shield myself from the frigid air, and it works pretty well. Except the cat’s favorite sleeping spot is in the bay window. For three days she’s been baffled by the blanket, but tonight figured out how to sneak around the corner and into the window. Then all of a sudden I see her head sticking out as she tries to figure out how to get back to me. It’s very cute. It’s a cat thing.
  • While cleaning up after painting, I tried out a technique I had read about online. It was described as a “fast and fun” way to clean the paint rollers. Basically, you take the garden hose, put the nozzle on the “Jet” setting, hold the roller out in front of you, then blast it with the hose. The roller will spin like mad, the water pressure from the hose will clean out the paint, and it’s faster than doing the cleaning by hand in the sink. Okay, first of all, it works like a charm. Having said that, I suspect that it’s “fun” if it’s done at the end of a hot, sweaty, summer’s day of painting, not out in a thirty knot wind at about 40F in the middle of the night. I guess there was a certain amount of “fun” involved, but there was also a significant amount of getting soaked. FYI.
  • It’s time for all of the “Best Of 2013” movie lists to start coming out and the jockeying for awards season. If nothing else, combining the lists of “best” movies from different groups will give you a pretty good list of what DVD’s to get (or to order on Netflix). We always try to see all of the movies nominated for the five major categories in the Academy Awards before the awards show itself, so these lists kick off a season of scrambling to see the ones we haven’t gotten to in the theaters.
  • As for 2014 movies, the first I had heard of “Jupiter Ascending” was when someone I follow on Twitter mentioned the new teaser trailer (here). It looks spectacular and has an awful lot of really talented folks involved. It could be spectacular — we can hope. We all need a little “spectacular” sometimes.
  • Vacuuming the ceiling is hard work! My arms are killing me tonight.
  • The raccoons are running around on the roof again tonight. I double checked the other day, they still haven’t gotten back into their hidey-hole.
  • On day twenty-four of the NaNoWriMo adventure, I mentioned that my computer hadn’t crashed yet even though I hadn’t rebooted it in four weeks or so and had been using the crap out of it with lots and lots of open windows and programs and bookmarks… Today it locked up and had to be rebooted. Whoever had “39 days” in the office pool can collect your winnings.
  • Still no clue what that forgotten wisest and juiciest of all of the juicy chunks o’ wisdom was. That’s disappointing and frustrating, but the worst part is hunting and trying to jog my memory and getting nowhere and knowing the whole time that the second I hit the “publish” button, THEN I’ll remember it.
  • Or at 3:30 AM.
  • Sometimes I hate my brain.

Remember that a bird in the hand will probably leave a mess there.

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DIY Knee Surgery

I don’t think Rube Goldberg knew what he was starting.

1. Start with a long day at work for The Long Suffering Wife

2. This leads to a strong desire to not cook dinner

3. Add a desire for Chinese food

4. Make call for delivery

5. Settle back to relax while waiting

6. Allow cat to sit on my lap, as she does

7. Allow dog to sit on floor in front of The Long Suffering Wife, as she does

8. Wait forty-five minutes

9. Have delivery guy ring the doorbell

10. Have dog go absolutely bananas because SOMEBODY RANG THE DOORBELL, as she does

11. Have cat successfully recognize dog’s barking as the proper launch authorization code for an immediate departure for Low Earth Orbit

12. Launch cat from the preferred position (my lap)

13. Apply tourniquet to my bleeding leg

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Juicy Chunks O’ Wisdom For Friday, October 25th

‘Cause Fridays used to be better, that’s why.

  • What is it about this time of month? (Just realized a possible answer as I used that turn of phrase…) I noticed that the “Juicy Chunks” posts for August and September were on the 27th and 25th respectively.
  • It sounds like they’re having a good time at the football game at the high school two blocks away. I wonder who they’re playing?
  • Last night there was a really loud owl somewhere in the trees either in our back yard or the neighbors’ back yard. It was beautiful listening to it hoot once a minute or so for over an hour.
  • We can always tell when there’s a big rivalry game at the high school because our street fills up with overflow parking.
  • This whole passive-aggressive thing with Joey Chan (the cat) is really getting old. She sits under my chair and whines and begs to be on my lap, refused to jump up on her own, but if I reach down to pick her up and put her there, she takes a swipe at my hand.
  • I’ll bet the noise from the football game scares the owl away tonight.
  • It occurs to me that Joey Chan and I might be playing different games. She might be totally uninterested in sitting on my lap. Instead, she might really wants to claw me up for whatever feline reasons her almond-sized brain has.
  • The passive-aggressive thing is just what she’s figured out to get me to put my hand down there where she can get at it. I mess with her head using the laser pointer, she messes with mine by pretending that she wants on my lap. Ahh, perspective…
  • I wonder how big that owl was and if it was big enough to take out one of our full-sized raccoons. Maybe not. But squirrels or rats, for sure. Probably could take out a cat as well.
  • When I was seventeen I really wanted to take the summer between my junior and senior years of high school and go to Europe.
  • I was going to stay at hostels, get a Eurail Pass, and backpack through a dozen countries.
  • I did not go to Europe when I was seventeen. I did not backpack through a dozen countries.
  • My mother informs me that she has gotten another dog, a Yorkshire terrier of some sort. I’m glad it makes her happy and it’s great that she rescued an abandoned critter. But I still look at it as just a pair of “little rat dogs”.
  • Our high school football team was not very good. From memory, I think we were 1-7 and 0-8 in my junior and senior years.
  • That wasn’t the reason I wanted to go to Europe.
  • Imagine our surprise at the 35th anniversary high school reunion when the current football team rolled by in the parade carrying the state championship trophy.

Remember to keep some “emergency” rockin’, upbeat music at hand for when it’s time to feel better.

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Odds & Sods For Monday, October 14th

Item The First: The raccoons have (I hope) been evicted! Last week’s windstorm caused some minor damage on the roof. While making those repairs, I checked out the “hidey-hole” that the raccoons have been using for an occasional home for the last year or so. I hadn’t heard them in a couple of days so maybe they were off causing problems at someone else’s house. On close inspection, the hidey-hole was found to be vacant, so I nailed up some screening over the opening again. (Don’t worry, I checked, double checked, and triple checked. There aren’t any raccoons or raccoon babies in there to be trapped and starving to death.)

photo 2 smallThey can still eat our oranges and dates and run around on the roof and in our trees, but they can’t live under our roof.

Assuming they’re not clever and/or strong enough to simply pry the screen off…

Item The Second: On my mother’s side, I come from a family of practical jokers. Nothing malicious mind you, just enough to keep you on your toes every now and then. (Other stories, other days.) On the other hand, The Long-Suffering Wife doesn’t much cotton to that sort of nonsense.

We recently had need to buy a new washer and dryer set and it got delivered and set up while The Long-Suffering Wife was out of town. It occurred to me that this was an ideal setup for a most wonderful prank! Since we had gotten machines with lots of new bells and whistles, I needed to sneak into the laundry room before she could after every load was finished in the dryer. If I fold everything and then put it stacked neatly back into the machine, maybe I could convince her that this was a new automatic setting on the fancy, schmancy dryer!

photo 1 smallDiscretion (and a desire to not sleep on the proverbial couch) was the better part of valor, so I did not pull this trick on my lovely wife. I did tell her about it, but while I was giggling and enjoying the story, she was not amused, so I guess I had made the correct choice. This weekend, having let her in on the joke, I did go in and do it for one load, but got only a, “Cute, dear!”

Proof that I’m easily amused. But we knew that.

Item The Third: Following up on my posts from Saturday and Sunday, Biology-Online.org has responded to Dr. Lee with an apology. It appears to be earnest and sincere. Good for them!

In addition, as a subscriber to Scientific American I receive a slew of their email newsletters, such as “Scientific American Daily Digest”, “Scientific American Basic Science”, “Scientific American Space & Physics”, and “Scientific American Weekly Review”. I find these extremely useful and valuable for keeping me up to date on what’s going on in the sciences, as wells as providing easy links to the full length stories. Since many of the Scientific American blogs are included in the stories featured in these newsletters, I was wondering if anything regarding this weekend’s events would be mentioned there.

I wa pleased to see that his morning’s newsletter includes a link to yesterday’s blog post from Mariette DiChristina. Transparency, openness, and communication are all really good things.

Item The Fourth: With yesterday’s win over the Hated Raiders of Oakland, my beloved KC Chiefs are now one of just two undefeated NFL teams at 6-0. This is a source of considerable joy and happiness in our household, so for that I would like to thank the entire KC Chiefs organization. In these trying times, it may be simple escapism, but it’s not meaningless. As for the future, our next three games are against teams that are at or below .500, then we have our bye week. Dare we hope that we can go into that ninth game against Denver (the other team currently 6-0) at 9-0, quite possibly facing another 9-0 team?

One game at a time. But it’s great being a Chiefs fan this year.

Item The Fifth: Since the last couple of weeks seem to have had a lot of stress, let’s start the new week with some role models for breathing, relaxing, prioritizing, and keeping things in the proper perspective.

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photo 3 smallJoey, asleep in her sunny bay window next to my desk.

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Something To Cheer Us Up!

It’s after midnight in Washington DC and the FREAKIN’ IDIOTS (you know who you are!) have managed their particular little epic fail. I was going to rant at length, but Chuck Wendig did it far better than I could ever dream of (WARNING – it’s really, really NSFW) here.

Instead, since I’m depressed and frustrated with all of that BS plus a bunch of other things, let’s just look at pictures of puppies and kittens. Maybe it will all be better in the morning.

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Cat Photos

Yesterday I posted dog photos from the two year long “Photo Of The Day” Facebook challenge of a couple of years ago. With a glaring and sleeping feline on my lap (how do they do that simultaneously?) making it impossible for me to get up and go to the big computer, tonight I’ll post an equal opportunity photo spread for the household cats.

The tiny, black and white critter was Oreo, who left us two months ago. The massive, striped beast is Joey who is currently radiating like a brown dwarf with a gravitational field to match.

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Odds & Sods For Friday, May 17th

Item The First: When the gravitationally challenged cat is just falling asleep on your lap and you shove your phone into your jeans pocket right underneath her head causing her to come abruptly awake thinking that there’s something large crawling down your leg in your pants, she will extend all weapons, make an odd sound, levitate about three feet into the air (helped in part by using said weapons to dig into your soon-to-be bleeding flesh), and go tearing out of the room while looking back over her shoulder wondering WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT! Despite the potential pain and loss of blood, this is pretty funny.

Item The Second: For those not keeping score at home, my beloved MLB Angels continue to pretty much suck big-time this year. For the second year in a row the team has made huge payroll moves and signed big name free agents so that on paper we’re unstoppable and should easily win 100+ games. Instead we’re on a pace to easily lose 100+ games. This does not amuse me.

Item The Third: On the other hand, my beloved NHL Kings have found their stride in the playoffs and have now won six games in a row, beating St. Louis in the first round and now leading San Jose 2-0 in the second round. The Joyous Vuvuzela Of Victory continues to sing, and the neighbors haven’t yet called the police. This brings me joy.

Item The Fourth: I got a bit more good news today on the potential employment front. Without getting into details, I got word regarding one of the better opportunities so far. I’m told that I did well on this week’s panel interview (after first getting my resume looked at to begin with and then passing the written accounting skills test) and I’m now on the short list for the one position that’s open. Let’s hope for the best!

And now the cat beast has recovered her wits enough to remember that she hasn’t been fed yet tonight. My master summons me! I must fulfill my primary function, the main reason that I was endowed with opposable thumbs!

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Feline Distraction Experiment

As I have started to build this blog over the last dozen days I’ve been pleased with the variety of tools available from WordPress. I’ve also been pleased with how my particular site’s complexity has grown bit by bit. Setting it all up linked to my own domain, hyperlinks added, a little PhotoShop work, photos posted, video edited and shared, comments received, getting “follows” from family & friends & others, getting “likes” from other bloggers, and so on.

Discovering the variety of apps and tools that I can use to post has also been fun. Starting with my desktop computer, learning the options available from WordPress, then posting from my laptop while away from home, then from my iPad, and tonight trying to write and post an entry from my iPhone.

For the record, to no one’s surprise, it’s easiest to work on the big computer, slowest and hardest from the iPhone. Yet while “harder”, working on the iPhone and iPad isn’t really that hard.

Which is good because I love to travel and wanted to make sure that I could reliably post from the road, even from way, WAY out there on the road. Or when I have some other obstacle keeping me from my desk.

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She’s very demanding today and has commandeered my lap.

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The Fur Flies

And drifts. And floats. And clumps. And tickles. And annoys.

Two days ago I got to both: a) take the dog to the “spa” for a two-day stay, and; b) spend over an hour vacuuming out the van which was filled with massive amounts of dog hair after task “a”. We were going to be using the van to take friends to the Angels game in Anaheim and I couldn’t bear to expose innocent bystanders to having their clothes covered with white dog hair for the foreseeable future.

Today we got back from Anaheim, picked up the dog from the “spa” — and the van is again about 99% full of white dog hair. When we got home the cat decided that she was lonely after spending thirty-six hours in charge of the house so she’s been pretty constantly on my lap demanding attention all afternoon. And shedding like a demon. I’m covered with her fine hair and it’s on my clothes, in my eyes, in my nose, on my face…

I’ve suggested that shaving them both would work wonders to help the situation, at least temporarily. (I’m a bold problem solver!!) No one else in the household is excited about that plan, although I have yet to get a precise explanation of why the plan’s so bad, other than, “Really?”

I had an alternative solution with the dog, in order to keep the van clean. For the ride home I suggested putting her into a GIANT ZIPLOCK BAG! And I had anticipated the immediate objection to this ingenious plan (she would suffocate) by proposing that we fit her with a SCUBA tank for the brief ride. Genius! Yet, like Wile E. Coyote before me, my foolproof genius was shot down in flames by the doubters among us.

As for the cat, if we can’t shave her (I’ll admit, I do think those hairless cats on Animal Planet are pretty butt ugly) and I can’t put her in a giant, airtight, plastic bag, can I at least varnish her or cover her in a thin layer of wax or something, just to keep the hair on her where it’s supposed to be instead of on me and the carpet and the couch and the ceiling and the walls and the desk and the tables and the windows where it’s not supposed to be?

Nope, another perfectly good (and ingenious) plan shot to hell.

If you need me I’ll be over here, using a lint roller on my face so that I can see well enough to vacuum out the car again.

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As Requested, A Cat Picture

As requested, and as a perfectly good reason to see how the iPad app for WordPad works – A CAT!!

Joey, sitting on my lap, watching “The Voice” and waiting for dinner.

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