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Where’s The Plane?

There are few joys in life better than, after an eleven-hour-plus day at the office (we’re still working on the audit!), having to drive out to the hangar (forty-five minutes each way) in order to spend an hour or more “fixing” the laptop that runs our point-of-sale system.

It had spontaneously upgraded to Windows 10 last week, which killed the POS system, leaving the museum and gift shop without any way of keeping track of sales or accepting credit cards.  I had rolled the system back to Windows 8.1 on Saturday, but I got a call last night that it was happening again.

Wait, there is one joy better – getting there and finding out that there’s now a password on the system that I don’t know!

Those dragons got slain, the rollback to Win 8.1 happened again, and some quick web searches led me to some things to try to drive a stake through the heart of the Windows 10 upgrade. We’ll see.

Of course, as long as I’m there by myself, and it’s a “clear and a million” night, I had to take a few minutes to walk around the ramp. And take pictures. Like there was any doubt that I would do that!

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Can you spot the landing plane, just crossing the numbers?

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Night operations can be disorienting, which is why one needs to practice it regularly if one’s going to be doing it. It’s also important to be alert, lest the drone of the engine leave everything looking like this at a bad moment.

(And yes, we did get our tax extension form filed! Actually got it done yesterday, a whole thirty-plus hours early, which may be a new record.)

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Impossible In Perspective

Yesterday I wrote about the SpaceX accomplishment of landing a reusable first stage on a barge in the middle of the ocean, noting that the seemingly impossible is always that way until someone goes ahead and does it anyway. In part I wrote:

“…so I was sitting out in my car watching the whole thing, live, on my cell phone.”

Trivial, eh? Everybody watches video on their phone, it’s where we get our news, our entertainment, where we socialize, how we stay in touch. I can have a video chat with my kids (or anyone else) via Skype, practically for free, even though they might be on three different continents.

Trivial, or impossible?

Let’s say you could give that phone to the 2000 version of you. Your phone at that point, if you had one, was a Blackberry, a Palm Pilot (which actually was not a phone, but a PDA), or a flip phone. No video. No memory to speak of. No music. No camera. No internet connection. No color screens, hi-def or low. No maps. No GPS (military use only on dedicated equipment that was the size of a suitcase). No games. No apps. That “iPhone” was still over five years in the future, not even other than a pre-pre-pre-pre-development idea being kicked around in a back room in Cupertino.

You had cell phone service, which was likely to suck, was expensive as hell, was measured by the minute, had long-distance charges up the yahzoo even if you were calling in-state, and only millionaires called internationally. Oh, if you had a fancy one it might have a pager built in, or maybe even this new and amazing ability to type in a “text message” and send it to someone else.

Sixteen freakin’ years ago.

Set the time machine back another decade and a half, to 1985. Cell phones didn’t exist. Some of the rich and elite had “car phones” which were glorified two-way radios hardwired into the car. Computers had floppy disks, most people didn’t even dream of ever having one, and a “portable” computer was better described as “luggable.” A 30-pound “portable” computer with a built-in monochrome monitor just barely bigger than the iPhone in my pocket right now, dual floppy disks, and a 80-column dot-matrix printer cost over $10,000. (Ask me how I know!)

The big thing in entertainment was cable television, with two or three networks showing actual movies! Or you could buy your favorite movies on VHS tapes, sometimes in less than two years after the movie was in the theater! Music was either on cassette or on one of those incredibly expensive and super fancy “compact disc” players. Books were books – you had a choice between hardback and paperback. The Amazon was a river in South America, so if you wanted something by mail order you got out the Sears catalog and waited for the US Post Office to deliver it in a week (or two).

Thirty freakin’ years ago.

You get the drift. Many of you are not old pharts like me, so you might not understand on a visceral level, but you know that there was a time when there were three (or even just two) television networks, maybe a local television channel if you were in the big city, color television was a fad, and the TV went to a test pattern  before midnight and didn’t come back on until 6:00 AM or so. There was no AM radio, and “stereo” was all the rage for buying records. There were no satellites, weather forecasts might be good for the next 24-hours, and cross-country air travel was a two-day ordeal. (Okay, it still can be, but for completely different reasons. Focus!)

Sixty freakin’ years ago.

The point being that if Paul 6.0 could communicate with the President of CalTech or MIT, it would be a tough conversation if for no other reason than about 99% of the things that we absolutely take for granted every single day were not even fantasized about then. The best and the brightest of 1956 would think you were certifiably insane if you could show them around your living room.

Go back two hundred years and you would be burned for being a witch.

Yesterday it was commonplace to watch live video simultaneously from orbit and from a drone over the middle of the Atlantic, but it was amazing to watch a reusable rocket land on a barge.

In ten years, when it’s so commonplace to see rocket boosters flying back and landing after a launch that they don’t get a second glance from the commuters on the freeway near the spaceport, what will we be amazed at because someone just did the impossible?

In thirty years?

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Computers Suck

While I can barely remember how we were able to function without them, especially our smart phones which allow us to carry around a baby supercomputer in our pockets 24/7, I do feel like mentally and emotionally it’s turning us into those blobby folk on the spaceship from “WALL-E.” It’s not that I can’t find my way around without GPS and I can’t look something up without Google or read a book without my iPad.

But we’re so dependent on them, when they screw up it causes a disproportionate amount of upset and angst.

Win10 is still rebooting for absolutely no damn good reason every three or four days. While there are dozens of things that I like about it, that one stupid flaw might be enough to have me rolling back to Win 7 Pro.

The upgrade to iOS 9.3 reset the alarms on my phone, and now the upgrade to iOS 9.3.1 seems to have knocked the iPads off of the wireless system.

The worst parts are the feelings of futility and frustration. I’m the de facto family and office “techie guy” and I actually spent five years way back when as a programmer. In that respect I’m probably “smarter than the average bear,” but some of these things are still way beyond my pay grade, even to try to troubleshoot. And when you do find some evidence of what’s going on, it’s nearly impossible to get anyone at Apple or Microsoft or the cable company or anywhere else to give you the time of day.

I’m telling you, it’s the Commies! They got us hooked on all of these electronic gizmos and now they’re going to frustrate us into submission!

Jeez, I just blamed Commies and used the term “gizmos.” I had better go yell at any kids that might walk across my lawn.

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Update On Windows 10 Update

Two weeks ago one of my desktop systems spazzed out and started downloading and installing Windows 10. I know, Microsoft still says that really isn’t happening, but then again, some people still think that we have a rational and sane process for picking a new President, so YMMV.

So far the process has gone relatively calmly. It took several hours, but overall the Win10 interface is fine and things for the most part seem to be running normally. I do see a noticeable increase in the speed of many operations, although I don’t have any solid before & after data to offer.

Not there haven’t been glitches with Win10, some of which are ongoing. I’ve had three instances where the system has rebooted on its own, which is a royal pain in the ass when I’ve got something running overnight. There’s nothing more satisfying than expecting to see some time-consuming but automated thing that instead derailed somewhere along the line.

At first I thought that Win10 was downloading updates and rebooting, since I’ve heard that you can’t turn that behavior off in this version, only delay it. But I had everything set to delay and ask permission before rebooting, and it wasn’t doing that. A little bit more investigation into the system event log found the reboots being preceded by about a minute in which there is a metric shit-ton of caution, warning, and critical events – followed by an uncontrolled reboot.

Something is not right.

It seems to be some conflict with device drivers, but I have yet to have had the time to go digging too deep. So the good news is that the Windows Update is set correctly and not causing the problem. The bad news is that I’m going to have my hands full figuring out what is causing the problem.

So far as I can tell all of the programs run correctly, even the key one (QuickBooks Pro 2012) which I was told would not. There may be certain advanced facets of the program that “aren’t supported” in Win10, but I haven’t found any issues with routine operations.

The one program which occasionally hangs up and needs to be killed and restarted is an old, old, OLD program I use constantly, Total Commander. The version I have is from 2008 and originally was written in 1993. It’s an “act alike” clone of the old Norton Commander program, but with a lot of other really great things thrown in. It’s my “Swiss army knive” utility of choice. Apparently written and maintained by one guy, Christian Ghisler, it’s probably the single most used program I have, other than the operating system. It still works most of the time in Win10, but sometimes when reading memory sticks it sort of goes off, contemplates its navel, and locks up. Perhaps I’ll see if there’s a newer version. (There is! Huzzah!)

Actually, my biggest problem this week with wonky electronics comes from the Apple side of the aisle. On Sunday I upgraded my iPhone 6+ to iOS 9.3, which seemed to go without a hitch. Until Monday morning when I suddenly woke up at about 08:20 and wondered how I could have slept through the alarms on my phone which go off every day at 07:00, 07:45, 08:00, and 08:15. (Depending on how little sleep I’m getting or how lousy that sleep is, I can be hard to wake up.) It turns out that ALL of my alarms in the “Clock” app had been turned off. They were still there, but they were all switched off.

I’m still blaming the iOS 9.3 upgrade, although I can’t get the time of day from Apple in trying to report it. Just automated drivel from their Twitter bot when I bitched about the problem.

Silicon-based life forms – can’t live with them, can’t live without them.

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Audit Time

I’m hoping there’s a special, special spot reserved in the seventh level of hell for whoever came up with the concept of the “financial audit.”

I’m now up to my neck in my THIRD ONE IN THE LAST THREE MONTHS and while one might think that simply makes me good at them (practice makes perfect!), that might also be a way for one to get noogied.

Just days after I started my new job we found out about a “special” audit, two full weeks, from the “big” company. By the time they got there in January I had been in the job all of about five weeks. A good time was had by all!

Then in February I had my annual CAF audit for two days. Again, more fun than an accountant should be able to have with its clothes on!

Now, in addition to being busier than god to begin with, I’m working late and losing sleep over our annual audit which will result in our tax returns and audited financial statement. Again…

I’ve been doing this for decades, despite my education in the sciences. I’ve got my MBA, I’ve been a “Controller,” a “Finance Officer,” and a “Director of Finance.” I spent five years writing office automation accounting programs back before the IBM-PC came out on the market.

(Yeah, I’m that old. Some time I’ll tell you about the PDP-8 we programmed in machine language, one command at a time…)

So I understand why audits are necessary, what purpose they serve, how important they are, blah, blah-blah, blah-blah, blah, blah, blah…

Doesn’t mean I have to like them!

Seventh. Level. Of. Hell.

A. Special. Place!

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Downs And Ups

First, there’s that moment when you realize that you will NOT be having that leftover kung pao chicken for dinner tonight. That’s a downer, brought on by our old friend, Mr. Gravity.

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Then there’s that moment when your office gets half filled by balloons (no, today isn’t my birthday, but you can see it from here) and everyone in the office stands outside and “oooooohs” and “aaaaaaaahs.” Most of them have known The Long-Suffering Wife for a while and were quite impressed. That’s an “up,” especially since I’m looking more like the “Ed Asner” character in that Pixar movie every day.

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Back at the ranch, the inevitable has thundered on like a Microsoft-powered freight train. It remains to be seen if this gift comes from the good witch, or from the bad witch.

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Stay tuned.

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Windows 10 Is Doing What?

Imagine my surprise, when just yesterday the “critical download” to upgrade to Win 10 showed up and I made a point of marking it as hidden and telling Windows Update that I did NOT want to upgrade.

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Someone (a tech support guy) told me today that they didn’t think this was really happening. It was just hype on the internet. Boy, have I got news for him!

This should be “interesting” – for sufficiently terrifying values of “interesting.” Especially since one of the key programs I use, QuickBooks, will only work with Win10 if you have the 2015 or 2016 version. I have the 2013 version.

Is it too late to pull the plug and install Ubuntu?

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Boids vs Zombies

Boids. Angry Boids. Lousy, stinkin’, angry boids.

Zombies. Demons from Hell. Creatures from your worst nightmare.

I speak, of course, of Angry Birds and Doom, two of the only video games I’ve ever spend much time playing. (Okay, Portal a bit too, but I sucked at it and I quit easily, which is a bad combination.)

I see there’s a new version of Doom coming out and I’m looking forward to it. Some night you just want to waste an hour and blow away anything that moves. It’s generally better to that in a video game than out in the real world.

I assume there’s a new version of Angry Birds coming out – there seems to be one about every month, so I think that’s a safe bet. I haven’t played at all in a couple of years, so it’s not a big deal.

But if one of those geeks out there were to get really, really clever, she should write a universal game engine that would let you cross platforms at will. So, for example, your Martian Marine with his RPG and chain saw could go head to head with exploding birds falling from the sky. Or some critter from the (even more mis-aptly named) Final Fantasy series could trade spells (or whatever it is they do combat with) against some hulk in armor from Halo. All while some mystic from Myst (remember Myst?) could try to get us to all get along.

Hey, if they’re going to mix our superheroes and have Batman fighting Superman (I know, that’s canon, it’s how the Justice League gets started, blah, blah, blah) why can’t we have Pikichu zapping Sonic?

Gotta go blast some zombies. Or birds.

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It’s Murphy’s World, We Just Get To Live In It

On yet another “deadline” night with many long hours ahead, Murphy reared her ugly head. Fritzing, blinking, flashing, dying computer monitor!

Fortunately for me, I’ve got enough spare parts around here to build a reasonably good simulation of the bridge of the NCC-1701 Enterprise (“D” model) and I’ve torn down enough equipment so that I can look like a NASCAR pit crew when necessary.

The Long-Suffering Wife was wondering what the hell was going on as I was schlepping equipment back and forth between rooms and ripping apart old desktop systems that hadn’t been used in months, if not years. It was more disconcerting than comforting to have her yelling, “Poor, poor thing!” at me as I went by, but I know she meant well. (I may have been a bad influence on her over the years.)

Don’t worry, I haven’t forgotten about the second half of that Super Bowl commercial thought that was supposed to run last night. I just have to get a night where I can start writing it sometime before 23:30.

Recipes for Murphy-repellent would be appreciated.

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Their Bot Lied

I, along with just about everyone else on the planet who owns a computer running Windows, have been bombarded for months about upgrading (“for free!”) to Windows 10.

At first it was once a week or so, then a couple times a week, and now every day. Every single time, I get a message that says, in effect, “Your computer is ready to upgrade, do it now!!” And, back when Windows 10 was on the horizon and we all wanted to prep for it, I ran their diagnostic program and was told, in effect, “No problem! You can upgrade!”

Now it’s the New Year and one of my tasks was to get the upgrade done. I won’t EVER be stupid enough to try to upgrade or change my OS without a full backup of my hard disk and all data. So I went out, got a 6 TB external drive, and spent four days backing up all of the hard disks onto it. I’m safe.

I push the button to start the upgrade – and within about a minute, I get an error message saying that I can’t upgrade because of a hardware incompatibility. My Nvidea video card doesn’t have device drivers for Windows 10, so the upgrade won’t even start.

Hold on!

What about the countless messages badgering me to upgrade, each of them telling me that my system was ready to go?

Their bot lied.

Which brings up the next point, not that it does any good. If they’re so incompetent that their bot for installing the OS gives me months worth of incorrect messages about the capability of my system, why should I believe that their OS is worth installing?

So I’m investigating. It seems they’re correct, this is a known problem with a video card this old. There is no fix, other than to buy and install a newer video card.

So much for Windows 10 being “free!”

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