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Stay On Your Toes ‘Round Here

I was just finishing up and heading off to bed, but I see you’re sitting there patiently, waiting for my daily words of wisdom. (Assuming, of course, that by “words of wisdom” we all know that we mean “whatever drivel, nonsense, drool, and the occasional picture come out of my face.”)

It’s been a couple of long, long days – still trying to get caught up on some of routine stuff for my CAF gig that got put off onto the back burner while I was in Vermont for two weeks, then Indiana for a week, and that was after another trip to North Carolina for a week and a week in DC for the NASA Social. And then there was our airshow, which had a ton of follow-up work to make the Is cross and the Ts dot. The monthly staff meeting is tomorrow and I don’t want to look stupid (or, at least, no more stupid than usual) so we’re burning through pages and pages of the “to-do” list.

And all the while, here you’ve been, reading, maybe watching a ballgame or television show (the new shows don’t start until next week, so other than sports there’s not a lot on right now – I would strongly recommend you stay away from the news, it’s nothing but political drivel and “someone died!”), wondering if I had forgotten today.

Nope. I didn’t forget.

Let’s act like Felix, and pull out my magical bag of tricks…

Hey, look what’s coming up in just three months (more or less), which means that I get to start decorating in two months (more or less)!

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I’ll bet you didn’t see THAT coming, did you?

You have to stay on your toes ’round here. Don’t get complacent. Bob and weave, bob and weave! Serpentine!!

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My Funeral

First of all, I’m fine. I’m not dying, at least, not any more than the rest of us. I didn’t get any recent news of a tumor, blocked artery, or astronomically high blood pressure, nor do I know of a bullet or a bus with my name on it.

I am not superstitious (or “stupidstitious”) about it being Friday The 13th. Today’s date means nothing other than tomorrow is “Pi Day Of The Century“! Which also means nothing, since the calendar and our measurement of time is about 90% arbitrary, but it’s a great excuse to be goofy and have pie. Mmmmm, pie…

But this song came up in my playlist the other day (see #16) and my brain got to spinning off onto a dozen tangents, as it is occasionally wont to do. (Silly brain.) So, given greater and lesser amounts of seriousness, to be updated periodically as I change my mind or come up with other goofy crap to do, here are some suggestions/requests/orders (you don’t want to be haunted, do you?) for my eventual funeral:

  1. Please do not call it a funeral. “Memorial service,” “life celebration,” whatever the politically correct term of the week is, but not “funeral.” Although as you’ll see, I want the “fun” put back in “funeral!”
  2. Someone take a LOT of pictures. I would do it, but, you know, “dead” and all that.
  3. If at all possible, start the event just before sunset, outdoors, under a clear sky.
  4. Wearing a suit and tie or fancy dress will be frowned upon, unless of course some serious (and entertaining) gender-bending is going on. Depending on the weather, if you must wear “normal” clothes, Hawaiian shirts for summer or turtlenecks for winter are okay.
  5. Extra points: Wear Hawaiian shirts with airplanes on them.
  6. Beaucoup extra points: Wear turtlenecks with airplanes on them.
  7. All things being equal, people should be encouraged to wear costumes — fannish friends might consider bringing extras for the mundane factions of my family and friends.
  8. If not into fannish costumes, mundane costumes will do. Angels, Chiefs, or Kings jerseys and/or hats are all acceptable. Their rivals’ gear will, obviously, not be acceptable.
  9. Extra points: Anyone wearing a combination of Angels, Chiefs, and Kings gear will be recognized for their creativity and given a seat of honor for the event as a reward.
  10. Beaucoup extra points: Have the Angels’ World Series trophy, the Chiefs’ Lombardi Trophy, or the Stanley Cup there for people to take selfies with.
  11. Have a flyover. My pals at the CAF will do a great job.
  12. Extra points: Get the Blue Angels or Air Force Thunderbirds instead of the CAF.
  13. Beaucoup extra points: Get the Blue Angels, and the Air Force Thunderbirds, in addition to the CAF.
  14. Everyone’s invited. (Yes, that means you too!)
  15. God’s invited (s/he’s included in “everyone”) but it’s my party, not God’s, so let’s not make any deities the Guest of Honor, ok? Either I’ll be some mythical afterlife actually talking to some deity or another (my mother’s bet) or I simply won’t (my bet). Either way, I’ll know and you won’t. (Wait, if I’m…then I won’t… Never mind.)
  16. Play “Into The West” from Lord Of The Rings: Return Of The King, the one sung by Annie Lennox. I absolutely love that song and have wanted it played at my funeral memorial service ever since I first heard it.
  17. Extra points: Get Annie Lennox to sing it live with a full orchestra.
  18. Beaucoup extra points: Get Annie Lennox to sing it live with a full orchestra and Amanda Palmer!
  19. Tell jokes, tell stories, tell more jokes. I’ve done plenty of stupid things, let’s relive them in all their glory.
  20. Share my photographs, and keep sharing them for years and years beyond. They’re a big part of the proof that I was here.
  21. If I’ve managed to get any of my stories published, read some choice selections. If I didn’t break through, pick a couple of my less sucky Flash Fiction efforts to fill time until it gets dark.
  22. As it gets dark, keep the lights off (or at least to a minimum, or hand out flashlights with red lenses) so that everyone can get dark adapted.
  23. Bring out the telescopes and spend the evening (all night if you want!) with everyone taking turns looking through them at the planets, stars, nebulae, comets, moon…
  24. Whatever the venue, sing. Sing filksongs, but use the broad definition of the term (“Anything I’ve ever heard sung at a filksing”) so that things like “A Dying Cub’s Fan Last Request” are included (yeah, gotta sing that one!), and don’t limit it to just filksongs. If it feels good, sing it!
  25. With luck I will have had organs donated, so let people know what went where. I want any usable spare parts of mine used to help others when I’m no longer in need of them, and others should be encouraged to do the same. Have forms there for people to sign up for blood and platelet donations, as well as become organ donors.
  26. Serve chocolate chip cookies, Oreos, chocolate cake, ice cream, apple pie… None of this vegy plate and health food crap – life’s too short, as I will have obviously just demonstrated.
  27. Alternative idea #1: If it’s cloudy or you can’t find a dark sky location, or if it’s just later in the evening and you’re “telescoped out”, light up as many Christmas lights as you can (make it visible from space!) and then follow up with a massive fireworks display.
  28. Alternative idea #2: Have all of the above (or as much as practical) at a ball game. Angels, Chiefs, or Kings doesn’t matter. Can you just imagine a group of my family members, my CAF friends, my fannish friends, and other assorted knuckleheads taking up a whole section at an Angels game on a Big Bang Friday and partying all night?
  29. No flowers. Just because I’ll be dead doesn’t mean that we need to spend a money killing a bunch of innocent flora, most of which are probably allergens to someone in attendance. Instead, take the money you might have spent on flowers and donate it to a worthy charity. The CAF. Habitat For Humanity. UNICEF. Pick a group that’s going to deliver the biggest bang for your buck and help the most people.
  30. In other words, if you wish to donate in my memory, please pick a good, efficient charity, by which I mean one that isn’t going to piss away huge chunks of the donations on six-figure CEO salaries. Education is a huge area of interest, so maybe a group that puts disadvantaged kids through college, or just helps them get through high school. Or maybe a group that educates girls and young women in societies where they’re considered property. (You get the idea – if in doubt, read a few of my rants to see what pissed me off, then give to the group I would consider “the good guys.”)
  31. Hug The Long-Suffering Wife and my kids for me, early and often. As much as I might want this to be a silly & fun party instead of a somber & serious funeral, they might have have a tougher time than I will playing their parts.
  32. Have fun!!

I’ll see you there! (Wait, I forgot…)

Actually, by the time I plan on going, we’ll be doing all of this just to say goodbye to the meat-sack part of me. The all-important “me” part of me will be uploaded into a computer or robot and I’ll be there partying right along with you.

Beaucoup BEAUCOUP Extra Points: Upload “me” into the computer of a Goliath-class starship scout vessel, load the party and all of my friends and family on board, and let’s party on (or at least, near) all nine planets! (Yes, Pluto too.) Drop off those who want to stay back on Earth, then the rest of us will head outbound at some large multiple of c.

Yeah, that’s the best plan of all.

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Note To Future Writer-Self

Don’t EVER schedule a deadline around the holidays! Your brain is scattered and you have moments where you have the attention span of a kitten!

Maybe it’s the chaotic schedule – aren’t Thursdays a work day at the hanger? We’re missing two weeks in a row? So is today Saturday or Tuesday? Sunday?

At least when I was working as an accountant and controller I had the year-end regimen (and pressures) to deal with. As much as they might have sucked (they did), they imposed order, structure, and routine.

Maybe it’s the fact that there’s some unexpected scheduling chaos going on with our wing’s CAF year-end accounting at the moment. Not a big deal and the work load isn’t even within an order of magnitude of what it was like at my “real job,” but it means things that I was expecting to do now are on hold. Chaos piled on top of chaos, uncertainty to the Nth power.

Maybe it’s the hours of darkness, which are great for amateur astronomy and Christmas lights, but always mess a bit with ye olde circadian rhythms.

Maybe it’s the fact that for decades the Christmas season has been all about the kids and family decorating the house and presents for everyone and big gatherings at my parents house – now the kids are scattered, much of my family is back in Vermont, and it’s just The Long-Suffering Wife and I doing the decorating and passing (for the most part) on the big feast.

Maybe a combination of all of the above and more.

Whatever the cause, so far as the writing goes, my brain is goo and I have absolutely NOTHING to write about today!

Wait, what? How many words? 300? You’re kidding!

Huh. How about that! Close enough for government work, as they say.

 

 

 

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Christmas Lights On The Ground & Things In The Sky

Christmas Night, 2014. We don’t have quite as many lights up this year as we have in a couple of previous years — but we still have more up than everyone else on the block combined, so we’ll call that a win.

Going out to take pictures, it is not lost on me that given a bit of  checking and planning on the timing, there might be other objects to get into the picture with the lights on the house.

Like an ISS pass overhead.

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I was hoping that it would be an “ascending” pass, going from southwest to northeast, so that I could see it rising over the house. No such luck. It’s a “descending” pass, going from northwest to southeast, which my my house means it’s right up in a whole block of street lights.

Here you can see it heading up from left to right. Obviously, trying to “hide” from the nearest streetlight in the shadow of a tree doesn’t help if the tree is covered in Christmas lights…

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But once it got overhead a bit more (and I moved to a spot with slightly less exposure to the street lights) it was nice and clear. Again, heading from left to right, you can see it passing into darkness just as it gets to the top of that tree. See how the streak of the ISS’s reflection suddenly starts to get thinner and lighter just before the tree? It never came out into view behind the tree, having gone into the Earth’s shadow. (Click on the image to see it full sized.)

But even better, there was another satellite passing from the upper right (due south) to the lower left (due north)! That’s a polar orbit. This satellite was also clearly visible to the naked eye.

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Back to looking at the lights, low in the west was a four-day-old crescent moon, high above the house.

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From across the street…

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…at which point I saw a third satellite going overhead, seen here from just below center heading due east (bottom left).

If you’re out in the country on a clear night just after sunset and know what to look for, you can see dozens of satellites. Here in LA, with the haze and light pollution, it’s rare to see two unless something’s docking or just leaving ISS and you see them both chasing each other. To see three independent objects in one night — that’s lucky!

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IMG_6736Finally, using the iPhone’s “panorama” mode while standing in the middle of the yard, it looks like this.

I hope all of you had a great holiday, whatever it is that you might be celebrating!

(Note for the next few nights — ISS passes are expected in the evenings over much of Europe and the US. Check the NASA site or Heavens Above to enter your location and see if you have any sightings possible in your area!)

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Christmas Tree 2014

We’re almost ready, the tree is beautiful, the shopping and shipping is (more or less) done. Just a couple pictures for posterity. Maybe an artistic picture, from floor level looking up…

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“What are you doing on the floor? Mind if I head butt you and demand attention and scratching?”

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“What do you mean, ‘go away’? How about if I stick my butt in your face and lash you with my tail?”

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“Wait, what’s going on? Is she getting food? Why am I not getting any food? Where’s the food?”

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There we go! (Just ignore the sounds of a pissed off cat and dog locked in the back hallway for a few minutes.)

I hope everyone has a wonderful, safe, and peaceful Christmas Eve and Christmas Day!

 

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Two Thoughts On Christmas Eve Eve

First, who in hell vandalizes and/or steals Christmas decorations?

This is the fourth or fifth year in a row that we’ve had some minor damage or theft. A small string of lights pilfered. A dozen bulbs stolen. That sort of thing.

Tonight I noticed that one of the six areas of the yard was dark. It had been fine when I got home an hour or so earlier. First thought was that something had tripped a circuit breaker or GFI circuit, but that was actually unlikely since it’s not raining and that particular set of lights isn’t heavily loaded. Maybe a cord got tripped over or something.

Start checking. GFI’s fine. Timer’s still running. Power strips are fine, on, not tripped, and the extension cords are all fine. Get outside to the power strip where the lights all start to branch off, only to find that it’s been turned off.

Not tripped. Not shorted out. The power switch had been turned off.

This strip is up underneath the roof eaves, ten feet off the ground, over a large strip of very sharp ivy bushes. I have to use a ladder to get up there, but it could have been turned off by someone with a cane or a stick of some sort.

Then I notice that other lights that are next to the switch, the big lights that we’ve had for fifteen years or more, they’re out and hanging loose. It looks like someone grabbed onto them and yanked until they broke.

Whiskey. Tango. Foxtrot!!

Secondly, on a more lighthearted note, it occurred to me today that the last forty-eight hours before Christmas can alter your perceptions of self. You might think that your role model / spirit guide / patronus is along the lines of James Bond or Superman — by the time Christmas rolls around, you know that you’re really more like Wally Cox or Don Knotts!

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2014 Winter Solstice Sunset

(Yeah, I know that I’m about the 1,499,372nd person today to use some variation on that title for their blog post, but that’s what it is, so sue me!)

Once again we find ourselves at one of the two primary points in our planet’s orbit we can use as a basis for our calendar, completely free of all of our arbitrary and random units of months, weeks, hours, and minutes. The solstice is so fundamental that it was noted and worshiped by almost every civilization, from the Druids to the Romans to the Chinese to the Egyptians to the American Indians to the Incas to the Mesopotamians…

It’s so fundamental that you don’t need to have invented clocks or telescopes or math or science. It’s so fundamental that if space-faring aliens landed tomorrow, this could be an observation-based  point in time every year that we could use as an anchor point for starting communications.

The day is clearly defined by the rotation of the planet, and the year is clearly defined by the length of time it takes the planet to orbit the sun. But without more advanced astronomy and math to figure out the perihelion and aphelion points (closest and furthest points from the sun in the planet’s elliptical orbit), the solstices can still be found through simple observation.

So, Happy Solstice!

On a completely unrelated note, while putting up yet more Christmas lights (one nice lady passing by with her dog loves the lights but couldn’t believe I was putting up more – she don’t know me very well, do she?), the Los Angeles sunset was spectacular! These pictures pretty accurately represent the colors as it started golden, got intense, changed to orange, to purple, to crimson, back to purple, and finally faded.

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Thoughts On Birds, Winter, & A Tree

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The birds must “know” that winter is nearly here. The days get short, the nights long, the sun is far to the south. Is there any comprehension at any level, or just instinct, the result of hundreds of millions of years of Darwinian selection?

The tree isn’t simply barren because of the season – this birch tree got some sort of disease and died about two years ago. Our gardener keeps asking when he should cut it down, but I keep putting it off. I sort of like the way it stands in the front yard, skeletal, white, the fractal branch patterns providing constant perches for the sparrows, mockingbirds, mourning doves, hummingbirds, and occasional crow or hawk.

Plus, for years we have put white Christmas lights and stars into the birch tree, its branches and the lights combining for a most pleasing sight. Where would I put the white lights and stars if I let them cut it down?

Then there’s winter, particularly winter in Southern California. I tease The Long-Suffering Wife about how she talks about retiring to Vermont when she’s only been there in spring, summer, and fall – she’s never seen a Vermont winter for even a weekend. But I realize that it’s been forty years since I have as well, and my middle aged body might have acclimated to the low-50’s being “freezing” and the 70’s in December being normal.

So while my brain stem periodically sends up longing feelings for the cycle of the seasons that seems so lost in life here, the more evolved parts of my brain keep saying, “Hold on, just a minute there…” Still, I would like to see four actual seasons again.

I wonder if the birds know how easy they’ve got it compared to their New England cousins. I wonder if either the SoCal sparrows or the New England sparrow give a damn either way.

I wonder if the birds appreciate the dead birch tree being left up for them.

Sometimes I just wonder why I wonder.

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Odds & Sods For Sunday, December 7th

Item The First: I had wonderful things to say about the Amanda Palmer concert and talk in Los Angeles, but I didn’t know the name of the interviewer and couldn’t track it down to save my life at the time I was writing the story. I now have the information, thanks to my friend Joey Shoji who saw the post on FaceBook. The interviewer was Bob Lefsetz.

Joey also had this photo on his FaceBook feed from the show in San Francisco two nights before the Los Angeles show. Needless to say, I am green with envy! I know it’s one of the Seven Deadly Sins, but I’m hoping St. Peter cuts me some slack on this one.

Item The Second: There’s a Jaguar SUV? The cars that were driven by James Bond have now morphed into a mom-mobile? I’m not that much of a “car dude,” but I can tell you this is causing a great disturbance in the Force, as if a billion car dudes cried out in terror and were then silenced.

The website says it’s a concept car and won’t be available for sale until 2015, but I saw it on the 101 Freeway coming back into LA from Ventura earlier this week. No mistaking that it said “Jaguar” and at least from the outside, it’s the vehicle shown. The LA Auto Show was going on at the time, so maybe a reporter or someone was taking it for a test drive.

Thanks, I could have gone all year without knowing that. It’s just so…wrong.

Item The Third: Have you ever (maybe as a kid, maybe later in life) been running so fast that you could just barely keep your balance? Maybe you were running downhill and running much faster than you could on flat ground. But you were flying!

Then you stubbed a foot on something and pitched forward, your arms pinwheeling, trying desperately to slow down or get your feet back under you, teetering right on the edge of going over onto your face for step after step after step, never quite sure if you should go down and tuck and roll, or keep trying to get your balance hoping you didn’t break your collarbone or an arm or your face…

Yeah, some days feel like that. So do some weeks. In that same sense, I’m not sure if resolution would be good (tucking and rolling) or not (uncomfortable, but I can still save this!).

Item The Fourth: It’s an ongoing burr under my saddle, no doubt deeply embedded in my Catholic school upbringing (I’m recovering, slowly, thanks), but I hate the way Christmas lights are so disposable. I hate that one or two lights, or a fuse, or something can go wrong and all of a sudden half or a third of the lights are out and your only real recourse is to spend $10 and go get more.

I know that they have these cheap little “detectors” at the hardware store which claim to be able to tell you where the problem is. I’ve got several brands. They’re all just about as useful and reliable as all of the “guaranteed” fitness and weight loss products that will get you looking like a body builder without ever getting off the couch while eating whatever you want.

I’ve searched for solutions on the internet. I’ve googled it. I’ve looked for YouTube videos.

Nada.

There’s just something fundamentally wasteful and infuriating about that. Unjust. Unfair. It should be relatively simple to have a way to figure out where the problem is and to fix it. Which bulb is burnt out of these 75? Is there a broken wire? Did a fuse blow? I can fix any of those problems if I know where the problem is.

If anyone has an actual, practical, working answer that I’ve never been able to hunt down, please let me know. There’s a whole bunch of eternal gratitude involved.

Item The Fifth: I have bitched before about telemarketers and robocallers. In the big picture, with all that’s going on in the world these days, it’s not that big of a deal. But it’s still like nails on a blackboard to me.

Well, there’s a new turn in this war. For years and years, I’ve known that it’s illegal for telemarketers or robocalls to call a cell phone number. “FCC regulations prohibit telemarketers from using automated dialers to call cell phone numbers.” It seems pretty clear. Whether your cell phone number has been registered in the Do Not Call Registry (DNCR) or not, they can’t call your cell phone. And this was borne out by their behavior in the real world. In all the years I’ve had a cell phone, I’ve never gotten a telemarketer or robocall.

Suddenly I’ve gotten three robo-telemarketing calls on my cell phone in two days. What’s changed?

I made the mistake of calling AT&T customer service. I was told to sign up in the DNCR. I told them that I already had, and besides, it was a cell phone so see above. They knew nothing about the cell phone restriction. I gave them the web page to look at. Yeah, meh, whatever, they don’t care. They suggest that I file a complaint against the company using the Federal Trade Commission’s site. But I don’t know the company’s name – when you ask for that, they hang up. (They seem unaware that the scum sucking maggots who run robocall scams might do this. Duh!) They suggest I use the incoming phone number to file a complaint. That’s useless — the number shown is spoofed, fake, totally bogus. (They seem unaware that this is possible.) They suggest that I block the incoming phone number on my cell phone. That’s useless – the robodialer will pick a different random bogus number to spoof every call. (They seem unaware that this is done.)

Freakin’ idiots!

I had really been hoping that their technology might be better than that being used by the scammers and telemarketers. My bad – where was my head? When it gets to the point where the best idea you have for pursuing the problem is to complain to your Congressman, you’re pretty well screwed.

I would pay a lot of good money for some device or program that would prevent me from ever, ever, ever again receiving a robocall or call from a telemarketer. If the device or program would also send about 100 volts back down the line into the ear of the telemarketer or 100,000 volts back down the line into the robodialing computer, I would pay a lot more.

The ultimate follow up to that experience was a female telemarketer I got yesterday from one of the “Your credit card account is in danger, you must contact us immediately!” scams. After I asked in a “colorful” manner (i.e., blue) how I could ever get them to get me out of their system and stop calling, she wanted to start lecturing me on what Jesus thought of my attitude and how she would pray for me.

It is safe to assume that the conversation went downhill from there. She never convinced me that I should repent and mend my ways, and I never convinced her that she was a freakin’ idiot working to illegally scam people.

The difference between her and me? I’m self aware enough to wonder if maybe I might be as delusional as she is. (I’m not.) She couldn’t ever conceive that thought, because she already knew everything. (Like Jon Snow, she knew nothing.)

My final thought for tonight on telemarketers & robo-scammers – I need to make my smart be better than their stupid. They’re NEVER going to “get it,” they’re never going to stop, and god knows neither the government nor the phone company is ever going to stop them. All I’m doing right now is venting, blowing off steam, and raising my blood pressure.

Instead, let’s see this as an opportunity to have some fun, using these morons as dupes! I should be able to come up with a good script, a role play, an improv act, where the ultimate goal of the conversation is to leave myself laughing hilariously at their stupidity and leaving them pissed off for wasting so much of their time and making them look like the fools they are.

THAT‘s the thought! When answering the phone and getting one of these calls, before you pick it up, as yourself — “What would Robin Williams do?”

 

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NaNoWriMo 2014, Day Twenty-Eight

Today is traditionally the day on which the Christmas lights start going up in the Willett household. Should I try to “win” NaNoWriMo with three straight days of 10,000+ words per day, or should I cut my losses and start putting up the Christmas lights?

FYI, the first 20% of the lights look wonderful tonight. (I shudder to think that this “writing” thing might have made me delusional and psychotic enough to skip the first day of Christmas light season. GOD, WHY DIDN’T ANYONE WARN ME OF THIS HORRENDOUS POSSIBLE SIDE EFFECT?!!)

Actual note relating to the story – the re-written (someday, I hope) Chapter Three will introduce the characters and setting for Ceres Station. The basic structure I see for the overall structure of the story is to have three intertwined story lines; 1) Saturn with Cronus; 2) Earth with GEO, LEO, the Lunar colonies, and the L-5 stations; and 3) Ceres. Ceres will be the primary major industrial & population hub outside of Mars orbit, spearheading exploration of the outer system, i.e., the asteroids, Jupiter, and Saturn.

While I normally put in a lot of  internal links to previous, related posts here, I won’t be doing that for what I hope will be this year’s thirty NaNoWriMo posts. If you have jumped into or stumbled onto this story in mid-adventure, there are plenty of other ways to navigate around the site to find previous installments. Actually doing so is left as an exercise to the student.

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CHAPTER TEN

On the surface of Ceres, in what were quickly becoming the outer system’s shipyards and docks, the Saturn Resupply Mission was quickly taking shape. Unlike the years of planning that had gone into the SaSEM and JuSEM missions, the resupply missions were being readied to launch in just weeks.

The discussions regarding the cargo manifests had been vigorous and confrontational. Everyone had different ideas of what to include and how much of it, but including everything would have required a ship ten times bigger than was available. The time necessary to design and build a new ship just wasn’t there, so they were making do with what they had on hand and could spare.

Jean Duris could have stayed in her warm and reasonably comfortable office buried deep under the ice and rubble, but that would have made her an administrator rather than an astro. Out here where a mistake could kill a great many people, astros didn’t listen to administrators. Ship captains and station commanders needed to be astros in order to succeed as ship captains and station commanders.

As she exited the surface air lock and began to lope along the path to SaReM, she automatically checked her suit systems. She knew that somewhere the telemetry from the suit was being relayed to PEGGY, who would let her know if anything was amiss. She also knew that astros who bet their lives on having an AI in charge of their suit systems every second became dead astros.

The modification work on the cargo shuttle was almost done. She could see the two additional liquid fuel engines that had been attached and the work underway to attach the massive fuel tanks for them. The shuttle’s ion engines were steady, slow, and reliable, but this ship had to get to Saturn faster.

Duris keyed her radio. “PEGGY, give me an update on the progress in the modifications being done to SaReM, please.”

“Commander Duris, the engines are now completely attached and are just awaiting completion of the fuel lines and other control systems. The fuel tanks are on schedule to be completed in ten days.”

“And the cargo status?”

“The primary cargo has been loaded and secured. The master AI has been pre-loaded with all of the information it will need to run the Rhea mining station, based on our current information on the system being constructed and the conditions on Rhea. The ten tugs have been programmed and fueled as well and are onboard.”

“I wish that we could have sent more tugs. It’s going to be a bitch of a supply line to maintain out to Saturn. I hope that ten will hold them until we can get the next ship to them.”

“Commander Duris, the current model being run by CeresOps shows that there will be a margin of over sixty days in the estimated capacity of the Rhea mining mission and our ability to get the next shipment of tugs to them. In addition, the second ship will be able to carry considerably more tugs due to the lead time available to manufacture them and the additional mass and volume available due to the fact that the second ship will not be carrying a primary AI system. Would you like me to prepare a report of that model’s structure and conclusions for you to review?”

“No PEGGY, I believe that you and CeresOps have done your job correctly. My concern is that the overall situation is very fluid and volatile. We don’t know what we might learn later will need to be on that second ship even if it means bumping off some of those tugs.”

“Your point has been noted, Commander Duris.”

Duris had now reached the construction headquarters center near the ship. It had a pressurized volume that had originally been intended by its designers to be used as an office and rest area. In practice, the time and hassle necessary to repeatedly have people going in and out through a lengthy airlock cycle made it much easier for the workers to simply stay outside. The airlock doors remained open and unlocked for rapid access in case of an emergency or suit malfunction. Once inside and locked down, the room could do an emergency repress in less than sixty seconds.

On the surface where the actual “alfresco” work office was, Duris met up with her engineering foreman. William Schultz hated being called “Bill” or any variation on “William,” “Will,” or “Willy,” so he had become “Bubba” somewhere in his far distant past. No one knew where his dislike for the common nicknames or his choice for his preferred nickname came from.

“Bubba, what can you show me today?” Duris asked.

“Well, the two new engines are being tested by the propulsion geeks, but so far everything looks good. You can see that the LOX and liquid hydrogen tanks are almost done. You know that you’re going to clean us out of our fuel stocks to launch this thing, right?”

“I know. We’ve got enough to do this mission, right?”

“Yeah, but it’s going to be tight on the next shuttles to come in who need liquid fuel. The ion propellants are fine, but it’s going to take a while to replenish the cryogenics. We really could use that second plant to increase our capacity.”

“We’ll get going on that as soon as we get this ship off. You know what a Goridian knot this whole mess is, system wide. The fabricated parts for the refining plant expansion are on their way from Goddard. Until then we’ll have to make do with what we’ve got.”

“I understand. ‘The difficult we do immediately, the impossible takes longer.’ But doing the impossible all day every day is getting boring.”

“How are we doing on increasing the cargo capacity?”

“That’s tougher. There’s a lot of weight involved between pressure walls, hatches, plumbing, ducting, ventilation, monitoring systems… The list just goes on. I still think we could do a lot better if we were to minimize the amount of cargo that needs to be kept in a habitable space and maximize the things that can just be strapped onto the framework.”

“The manifest is still being juggled,” Duris said, “but I think that’s the way it’s leaning. We’ll use the existing pressurized volume plus whatever else you can give us fast to store the primary AI and as much biological stock as we can spare, then max out the rest of the available launch mass with the tugs and the gear that can handle vacuum.”

“Excuse me, ma’am,” PEGGY broke in, “along those lines we have a new recommendation from the AI Council on one of the items to fill out that mass. They want us to include all of the durathin sheeting that we can spare, along with the equipment necessary to shape and bond it.”

“Why the durathin, Peggy?” Duris asked. “What would they need to use it for?”

“That relates to your earlier concern about the timing of the second resupply ship to Rhea, ma’am. If that ship is delayed, the water ice and other frozen volatiles being processed can be stockpiled on Rhea by enclosing them in envelopes or balloons of durathin. That will minimize sublimation and evaporation so that the materials will be ready to ship down system immediately when the tugs do arrive.”

“Makes sense, but how much do we have to spare?”

“We have over a million square meters stockpiled. We have enough cargo capacity on SaReM to send approximately two-thirds of that if we bump a few of the other raw material shipments. We might find ourselves in short supply of durathin before another shipment can arrive from Goddard, but it is the opinion of the AI Council that the tradeoff is necessary. I have placed a copy of their report in the system for your review.”

“Wait, what does ‘if we bump a few of the other material shipments’ mean? I thought that we had already determined that those were all vital to the mission.”

“The current levels of prime fabricator stock, trace elements, heavy metals, and biological mass have been increased from our original estimates because of the requirements necessary to maintain a human presence at Rhea station. If we reduce them back to their original values, we will have the mass necessary to send all of the requested durathin.”

“So you’re saying that they’re not going to leave the station manned on Rhea?”

“I do not know of any change to their current plans by the Cronus command staff.”

Duris looked at Schultz and saw that his expression matched hers, eyes open wide and lips pursed in surprise.

“PEGGY, let’s cut the crap. The AIs are suggesting we leave the Rhea station human staff without the resources they need to survive. They’ll either have to abandon their station or face an almost certain death. Correct?”

“Commander Duris, it is possible that they would be able to find some of the resources they need in situ. It is also possible that they will choose not to stay.”

Duris let the silence stretch on as she thought through the math of the orbital mechanics, available mass, and need to juggle too many variables to solve the problem.

“Anything else you really have to show me right now, Bubba?” she asked.

“No, Jean. We’re good for now, if you can get back out here in the next couple of days. In the meantime, do you want me to start recalculating the dynamics for that modified cargo profile?”

“Not yet. Leave the raw materials and biologicals as they are for now. Figure out how much durathin we can add to fill out to the max launch mass and send me the figures. I think it’s time to have another frank and candid discussion with a built in twenty-eight minute delay. We’re not going to leave those people to die, nor are we going to leave a critical and untested link in our supply chain on cruise control.”

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